@hannah Fun fact: systemd (the daemon program for starting up the subprocesses of a linux system, not unlike launchd or the init script, which many other distributions refuse to use because in their opinion it does too many things) was actually named that as a pun on the French concept of Système D(ebruiller), (I.e., skill of improvisation).

@hannah New sponsor for @allsystemsgo just dropped

@hannah nooooooooooooo

@hannah so if I crochet lace is it jazz played on a 17th century harpsicord?

@hannah I am not a knitter, but my wife sure is. For her, knitting is not classical music, but a DJ series on YouTube called 'My Analogue Journal'.
I do get your list for the most part, except for the Steve Albini.

@hannah Spinning is a siren.

This is by far the most D&D thing i've seen in a regular book

@hannah All these infusions and diet light. I only accept heavy water!

@hannah
I hope this is better than that "water with extra oxygen" crap. That stuff was awful.

@hannah listen what I s3o

@hannah my job would be a lot more fun if I was dealing with SCP-2023-6246.

@hannah Stop using CVSS language!

Instead of saying "This is a 9.8/10 severity vulnerability exploitable remotely over the network.", say
"This is a keter-class CVE, threatening an XK-class end of business scenario. MTF Rho-11 'Daemon Hunters' have been dispatched to reestablish containment".

@hannah This thread might get my SCP-obsessed son to join Mastodon.

@hannah Make every shopper wear an Oculus Rift, problem solved

@hannah You mean like a 8K High Def short throw smart projector?

@hannah this quote is insane it literally fails at doing what each has to offer 😭​

@hannah what the fuck

@hannah cc @starfadet

@hannah oh, like a hen's breeks, I get it

@hannah Trajan: I am entering my hexagon phase

@hannah Trajan seems to have been a prolific builder. I live next to the (party restored) ruins of the Colonia Ulpia Traiana and it's quite impressive.

@hannah Older Hexagons In Your Area

@hannah For a good time, dial 1 800 Wired Now

@hannah they.are.awesome!

@hannah Bellicose bunnies FTW!

@hannah This is incredible. They deserve a trophy, parade, and a ceremonial robe

@hannah o cholera, czy to freddy fazbear?

@hannah Microsoft has you read strings about that long, out loud, to a phone system in order to verify Windows authenticity without internet access. It's horrible.

@hannah If you forget the hyphens they just hang up on you.

@hannah And that is why god invented Text to Speech

@hannah my guess is that someone forgot a zero or two when entering the the timings in milliseconds.

@hannah i can't watch that without a house techno beat playing in my brain

@hannah

coyote contractors mean acme products

@hannah so true. And so nice to sit in a cosy corner and forget about everything. Just read. 🥰

@hannah we must actively show and give support to libraries.

@hannah Just like that: https://archive.org/details/wonderfulwizardo00baumiala/mode/2up
😀

@hannah there has to be some kind of spillway for the water flow, but I don't see it

@hannah it is worth a visit!

@hannah the water is so brown 😅

@hannah aparently, I am por

@hannah but what am i if I'm flat??? :0

@hannah
Wish I could see the whole thing.
Does it say, I'm an annelid and I'm Porifera?

@hannah 🤯 This is a fantastic thought.

@hannah related; chemists must be getting a lot of confused hate mail right now.

@hannah@posts.rat.pictures my husband and I are both trans masc, can I say it's a cis trans marriage or do I only get to pick one?

@hannah @Gargron What a dignified duchess!

@hannah very sophisticated whiskers!!!

@hannah gorgeous!

(in fairness: the interviewer, joshua kosman, did a really lovely job with the piece and I don't think he's responsible for the headline)

The photo they used for the online version is a really nice pic of me but it also kind of looks like im about to lose a presidential debate to a talking dog