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kindly shopkeeper

Between CVE and SCP i always forget which one is about weird incomprehensible scary shit and which is a guy with a skull head

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Bjornsdottirs

@hannah Excuse me? Are you telling me that CVE is SCP for people who don't like fiction?

Graham Spookyland🎃/Polynomial

@hannah my job would be a lot more fun if I was dealing with SCP-2023-6246.

Rairii

@gsuberland @hannah my last cve number got an amazing roll, but it would be insanely more terrifying if it were SCP-2024-20666

mhoye

@gsuberland @hannah What is our role here, if not to secure, contain and protect.

Wanja

@hannah Stop using CVSS language!

Instead of saying "This is a 9.8/10 severity vulnerability exploitable remotely over the network.", say
"This is a keter-class CVE, threatening an XK-class end of business scenario. MTF Rho-11 'Daemon Hunters' have been dispatched to reestablish containment".

MarkAssPandi

@muvlon @hannah No gonna lie it would make it easier to understand

Lewis Edwards

@hannah This thread might get my SCP-obsessed son to join Mastodon.

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