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made for a discussion on discord about optimizing code
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Odin pupdate
he is currently 11 weeks old
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I told my husband that posting this could literally take down the instance and he is insisting I post it
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perfect software engineering. no notes.
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CaptainMalu
@0xabad1dea isn't leap years one of the first programming examples every programmer has to learn?
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Congratulations! You have found the secret day. Today and today only, you can: double jump, air dash, walk through walls as long as they’re only one tile wide, shoot lasers from your sword when at full health, and glide backwards up staircases, even infinite ones.
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Aaron
@0xabad1dea If you wear a powered hazmat suit today, you can climb ladders backwards at superhuman speed while accurately firing an assault rifle.
Luke Kanies
@0xabad1dea @enobacon oh thank god I read this at 12:30 am and not 11:30pm. (Proceeds to go to sleep.)
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Boing Bitch :commodore_amiga:
@0xabad1dea I feel like programmers need that thing like engineers having a ring made out of a bridge fragment or some shit to remind them of what might happen if they fuck up.
[BUG] Lunya :3
@0xabad1dea They were actually playing 4D chess right in front of your eyes. If a plane doesn't have its door plug, can you really consider it a whole plane? No. If you had approved that pull request then B***ng would still be thriving.
Joshua Barretto
@0xabad1dea "Hello, sir, I'd like NaN planes please" Statements dreamed up by the insane
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are you planning on visiting the United States? Important tip: the price of groceries is not fixed. It’s calculated per store based on the average household income of the local area. Gas prices are similar, they can vary vastly. You can save a lot of money on a car trip by planning your foraging accordingly [I have explained this to a few different Dutch people and they were all surprised it would vary that much]
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and why yes this does mean that when an American moves so they can get a 20% better paying job, the milk and bread just magically costs 20% more
Jason Petersen
@0xabad1dea the United States is a better analog to the entirety of Europe (and then some) than imagining it as a single country. With this in mind I’d imagine they wouldn’t be surprised if food prices between Paris and Warsaw differ a lot, no?
Peter
@0xabad1dea ...and from this I've inferred that elsewhere prices are essentially the same country-wide which boggles my tiny mind.
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when the front matter of a book entirely in the default font says "Typeset in LaTeX"
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soulfire
@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange I wanted to write more in LaTeX. But I just don't have the time to learn :(
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“we can’t find any good candidates for this role” you’re auto-rejecting people with 20 years experience because they don’t have a degree and then AI-sorting the rest by how Jared their name is
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Pete Wright
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I love how in the odd chance you do make it through to an interview there will be a "skills test" of some sort - to just reinforce the fact that the pre-screening poo we use is next to useless at evaluating a persons individual skillset. (and no, i'm saying interview tests are a good measure of this either).
Debbi/Swiftisms13
@0xabad1dea As someone who is looking to change jobs, his is terrifying. Thanks for sharing.
abadidea
unity’s own explanation for deleting the ToS off their own website is… it wasn’t generating enough engagement
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MagiWasTaken
@0xabad1dea Unity's CEOs and other bigwigs probably also only sold their stocks a week before the announcement because people didn't check them out enough. lol
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Streamer uses his "call a friend" trivia lifeline to call his brother, who is the developer of the Stanley Parable, to argue with ChatGPT live on stream about whether there are any audio easter eggs in the Stanley Parable https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1894458454?t=09h05m41s
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milestone unlocked: I said a real sentence in Chinese to a real Chinese person and it wasn’t so poorly pronounced they mistook it for a declaration of war
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Katherine the Sixth
@0xabad1dea the example I saw was messing up tones and asking for Revolution instead of breakfast
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oh my gods, it gets even better: the scanner was so offended the author didn't include Cantonese pronunciations for characters they MANUALLY PATCHED THEM ALL IN the pirate version of this book has DLC !!!
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this is how I feel when a program’s output is written like “I could not find the file” instead of “file not found”
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niconiconi
@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange This is how the Gentoo Prefix bootstrapper looks like in "auto" mode... :woozy_baa:
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You think windmills are the Dutchest architecture but have you considered the six inch wide accessibility ramp
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Kevin Boyd
@0xabad1dea I bet this is for reduced-mobility dachshunds with rear wheels. It's the only thing that makes sense. 🌭🐶🦽
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If even github accidentally pushes their private key to a public github repo, you need to treat such an event as statistically inevitable as bad weather and have a plan https://github.blog/2023-03-23-we-updated-our-rsa-ssh-host-key/
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nvidia: we are very concerned that if you don’t add 2fa to this account we forced you to make, criminals might download these free drivers without giving us accurate marketing demographic details your bank: sorry, what? you want two tractors?
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Mike, you know -that- Mike.
Welcome to office 365, please get your second tractor out so we can log in.
Malaĉa maman chat 🌟
@0xabad1dea here in France, banks are required by law to provide and enforce 2FA (not sure if that’s an european or french thing tho)
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to quote an old tweet of mine: Put the date in your paper. Put the date in your pastebin. Put the date in your blogpost. Please, the date, put it. |
@0xabad1dea «This is similar to what happens when enabling --ffast-math, which stands for Final Fantasy AST Math, meaning that the abstract syntax tree of your program will be manipulated using fantasies about Math that do not apply to IEEE-754, and your Final result can be arbitrarily different.» will never not make me laugh
http://tom7.org/grad/murphy2023grad.pdf