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Congratulations! You have found the secret day. Today and today only, you can: double jump, air dash, walk through walls as long as they’re only one tile wide, shoot lasers from your sword when at full health, and glide backwards up staircases, even infinite ones.

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🇺🇦 haxadecimal

@0xabad1dea The infinite ones seem to take a long time, though.

DELETED

@0xabad1dea Code didn't activate for me. Tried double jump, lost two teeth.

Tachibana Kanade

@0xabad1dea instructions unclear, broke my coccyx trying to blj

wirepair

@0xabad1dea or curse at weird date calculations occurring!

Aaron

@0xabad1dea If you wear a powered hazmat suit today, you can climb ladders backwards at superhuman speed while accurately firing an assault rifle.

John Ripley

@0xabad1dea Walking diagonally goes 40% faster than walking straight ahead.

Luke Kanies

@0xabad1dea @enobacon oh thank god I read this at 12:30 am and not 11:30pm. (Proceeds to go to sleep.)

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