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abadidea

this is how I feel when a program’s output is written like “I could not find the file” instead of “file not found”

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Tachibana Kanade

@0xabad1dea I wonder if earlier computer users had this complaint for all plain-text error messages that weren’t like “ERROR 54” that you then had to go and look up in the manual.

abadidea

@h0m54r I don’t want the error to be uselessly terse. I just don’t want it yapping on like it’s a sentient being with ethical standing

Tachibana Kanade

@0xabad1dea Oh, I don’t disagree—sorry for derailing your point with a tangential hypothetical musing


@0xabad1dea @h0m54r Yeah Absolutely correct!

Any developers should automatically gravitate towards this kind of minimalist output. If they are not, bring them to their senses.

Not to say it's always easy: infosec.exchange/@gnyman/11033

Anecdote: I was very surprised to learn that *actual* babbling-at-customers behavior is a big issue in self-checkout machines in English speaking countries. Why the heck? Because I can confirm that there is absolutely zero need for any robot talking in that situation.

@0xabad1dea @h0m54r Yeah Absolutely correct!

Any developers should automatically gravitate towards this kind of minimalist output. If they are not, bring them to their senses.

Not to say it's always easy: infosec.exchange/@gnyman/11033

Anecdote: I was very surprised to learn that *actual* babbling-at-customers behavior is a big issue in self-checkout machines in English speaking countries. Why the heck? Because I can confirm that there is absolutely zero need for any robot talking...

Lunar 🛸 ♾

@0xabad1dea Or, even better, "we couldn't find the file"

niconiconi

@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange This is how the Gentoo Prefix bootstrapper looks like in "auto" mode... ​:woozy_baa:​

abadidea

@gcspitfire “we” bothers me less because it can reasonably parse as “we, the people who run this service.” Whereas “I” can only possibly refer to the program itself

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