@0xabad1dea «This is similar to what happens when enabling --ffast-math, which stands for Final Fantasy AST Math, meaning that the abstract syntax tree of your program will be manipulated using fantasies about Math that do not apply to IEEE-754, and your Final result can be arbitrarily different.» will never not make me laugh

http://tom7.org/grad/murphy2023grad.pdf

I told my husband that posting this could literally take down the instance and he is insisting I post it

#dogsofmastodon #dogs

@0xabad1dea from here on out i would like to propose birdcite

@0xabad1dea isn't leap years one of the first programming examples every programmer has to learn?

@0xabad1dea *cough*

@0xabad1dea If you wear a powered hazmat suit today, you can climb ladders backwards at superhuman speed while accurately firing an assault rifle.

@0xabad1dea Walking diagonally goes 40% faster than walking straight ahead.

@0xabad1dea @enobacon oh thank god I read this at 12:30 am and not 11:30pm. (Proceeds to go to sleep.)

@0xabad1dea I feel like programmers need that thing like engineers having a ring made out of a bridge fragment or some shit to remind them of what might happen if they fuck up.

@0xabad1dea They were actually playing 4D chess right in front of your eyes. If a plane doesn't have its door plug, can you really consider it a whole plane? No. If you had approved that pull request then B***ng would still be thriving.

@0xabad1dea "Hello, sir, I'd like NaN planes please"

Statements dreamed up by the insane

and why yes this does mean that when an American moves so they can get a 20% better paying job, the milk and bread just magically costs 20% more

@0xabad1dea the United States is a better analog to the entirety of Europe (and then some) than imagining it as a single country. With this in mind I’d imagine they wouldn’t be surprised if food prices between Paris and Warsaw differ a lot, no?

@0xabad1dea ...and from this I've inferred that elsewhere prices are essentially the same country-wide which boggles my tiny mind.

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But the typeface is for computers, and so modern!
#ComputerModern

for the record I do in fact like latex’s default font, it’s just extremely obvious

@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange I wanted to write more in LaTeX. But I just don't have the time to learn :(

@0xabad1dea As someone who is looking to change jobs, his is terrifying. Thanks for sharing.

@0xabad1dea oh my god now I want to make a company staffed entirely by jareds

@0xabad1dea An elementary school student could have come up with a better lie than that.

@0xabad1dea :blobcatoh:​🌴​

@0xabad1dea Unity's CEOs and other bigwigs probably also only sold their stocks a week before the announcement because people didn't check them out enough. lol

@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange dougdoug is great

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@0xabad1dea the example I saw was messing up tones and asking for Revolution instead of breakfast

@0xabad1dea *declares war anyway, as a bit*

@0xabad1dea LMAO, the pirated book is literally BETTER than the original one 😂

@0xabad1dea Or, even better, "we couldn't find the file"

@0xabad1dea@infosec.exchange This is how the Gentoo Prefix bootstrapper looks like in "auto" mode... ​:woozy_baa:​

@0xabad1dea Firefox is another big offender:

@0xabad1dea Thats for bikes ;)

(But I suspect you already know this)

@0xabad1dea I want one

@0xabad1dea I bet this is for reduced-mobility dachshunds with rear wheels. It's the only thing that makes sense.

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Welcome to office 365, please get your second tractor out so we can log in.

@0xabad1dea here in France, banks are required by law to provide and enforce 2FA (not sure if that’s an european or french thing tho)

@0xabad1dea @hugh Yes!

And while you're adding the date…