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kindly shopkeeper

Finally a cafe for the french linux user

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Viss

@hannah

* a french linux user who hates themselves

mem

@hannah perhaps employing the lean art of coffee pottering

✊ʇoɾəuɐnɾ💚

@hannah So you’re saying Brits use init, innit?

Ash_Crow

@hannah I don't know why I had never associated systemd with the French slang term Système D (which means resourcefulness) before

✊ʇoɾəuɐnɾ💚

@hannah Meanwhile, this logo makes me wonder if there’s more physical theft of technology in Portland than elsewhere.

Mallory 🏳️‍⚧️:freebsd_logo:

@hannah They used to just do coffee. Now they also do cakes, lunch, dinner, lumber, cat food, and light aircraft.

Sillycon Graphics Computers

@hannah@posts.rat.pictures i am going to read systemd in a french accent every time i see it now

albi von skládka 🇨🇿
@hannah Devuan and Void Linux users only go there ironicly
Mike But Slightly Frosty ❄️⛄

@hannah Careful, feature creep will slowly take over most of your dining experience.

Alessandro Corazza

@hannah Cento? Is it owned by Chapeau Rouge Inc.?

ZogG

@hannah they have a typo in "CentOS" :)

mirabilos

@hannah I’ll make sure to avoid it should I ever go to France.

kindly shopkeeper

Now that this has 200 boosts i should confess that i havent used linux in two decades, i dont know what systemd is, and i dont understand any of these replies

🍥SarahBurnout🍥

@hannah you're not missing anything really important...

Mausu

@hannah I've used it for 10 years and even I don't know what it is

Siph

@hannah if you want an explanation on the other side of things "système d" kinda means "diy mindset"

kindly shopkeeper

@Siph do you know if the linux thing an intentional pun on that because id so thats very clever

Siph

@hannah not to my knowledge unfortunately

Uli Kusterer (Not a kitteh)

@hannah @Siph I read in an article a while ago that systemd was an intentional pun on Système D. I think some of the devs were French, so it would be surprising if they weren't at least aware, it's such a commonly mentioned concept in France.

Siph

@uliwitness @hannah I didn't find any information to indicate that but if you can that'd be cool!

Uli Kusterer (Not a kitteh)

@Siph @hannah Wikipedia (en) mentions it and has a link to an archived article at Heise making the claim: web.archive.org/web/2012101417 that in turn links to this: web.archive.org/web/2013011403 which is the site of Lennart Poettering, apparently the original author of systemd.

tekhedd

@Siph @hannah OK wow so kind of the opposite of "systemd" then...

Bennett

@hannah many of them got a slight exhale of air out my nose, p good overall

t. Mr linux

Stiofán de Buitléir

@hannah

You know the #Christian #Reformation and the little disagreement about the role of the Pope?

Well, #systemd is a bit like that.

#linux

Wild Eyed Boy From Freecloud

@hannah And here I was going to ask: which OS do you prefer, Emacs or systemd? Oh, well...

Phil Groce

@hannah It’s a monoid over the category of initialization processes

And if you thought the replies to this thread were inscrutable before….

Dr. Quadragon ❌

@hannah I don't believe you, miss.

Unless you're running your Mastodon server on FreeBSD or Haiku or whatever.

kindly shopkeeper

@drq I pay masto.host 9 bucks a month for them to do all the computer stuff for me

Dr. Quadragon ❌

@hannah Oh, okay, sure, apologies, best of luck then.

scott f

@hannah everyday i'm in awe of the quality of your posts. welcome to san francisco

Jym Dyer 🚲🌎

@hannah - BTW this is very good coffee. MacOS-quality, even.

Chris Combs (he/him)

@hannah order a cuppa and we'll delete your home! It's better that way

Uli Kusterer (Not a kitteh)

@hannah Fun fact: systemd (the daemon program for starting up the subprocesses of a linux system, not unlike launchd or the init script, which many other distributions refuse to use because in their opinion it does too many things) was actually named that as a pun on the French concept of Système D(ebruiller), (I.e., skill of improvisation).

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