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Been here since 2018. Moved accounts three times. I cannot be killed. I don't accept follow requests from mastodon.social. Find a better instance. Many people are saying things about me: "im going to throw you into the sea" - Jacie see you nutmeats in hell
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Tearfully calling mom to inform her that this won't be the year of Linux on the desktop.
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Google: hey so we're gonna have to lay off like 10,000 people :( Big Tech (and really any corporation) will always, ALWAYS get rid of people who actually do the work in favor of keeping C-levels and other useless assholes around. |
@breakfastgolem Possibly my most favourite object in the British Museum, I have witnessed it in person.
@breakfastgolem βThe King will most certainly hear of this.β - Kar-En of Ur
@breakfastgolem Ea-Nasir was a good an honest man. Imagine if your favorite business was immortalized for thousands of years by the most unhinged Yelp review.