@breakfastgolem carving my complaints in stone for the generations after me to find later

@breakfastgolem *whispering to my date*

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Premium Primordial Shredded Wheat. Yum.

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@breakfastgolem all copper is bastard

@breakfastgolem I’m in Ur base, delivering lousy copper.

@breakfastgolem do I need a tattoo of this?

@breakfastgolem@goblin.camp imagine being so pissed you spend a whole day writing this down

When he kept that tablet with the complaint about his copper he did the right thing from an InfoSec perspective.

Imagine if someone had dumped his mail spool, gotten hold of a list of recent orders, and then sent out tablets with fraudulent invoices on them directing payment to a different account?

#BEC Business Email Compromise? More like Babylonian Evil Clay!

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@breakfastgolem Smelter swears it's pure,
Copper bends like soggy bread—
Refund? "Next shipment!"

@breakfastgolem "1/5 I'm going to tell all my friends not to ever buy copper from this provider"

@breakfastgolem @futurebird I’m sorry, I ordered 4 gauge and I expected to get it. Nabopolassar knows better…

@breakfastgolem @futurebird Someone should get that as a sleeve tattoo

@breakfastgolem Definitely thought this was World’s Largest Shredded Wheat Biscuit at first. Clicked anyway…

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@breakfastgolem Possibly my most favourite object in the British Museum, I have witnessed it in person.

@breakfastgolem “The King will most certainly hear of this.” - Kar-En of Ur

@breakfastgolem Ea-Nasir was a good an honest man. Imagine if your favorite business was immortalized for thousands of years by the most unhinged Yelp review.