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Thinking about the coat of arms of Hensbroek, North Holland

It’s a hen wearing pants
13 January at 16:57 | Open on posts.rat.pictures
32 comments
SPICY EVIL TINY 🎄:yell: 🎃
Ben Lubar (any pronouns)
gurkenlabs :idle:

@hannah
Why did they have to give some versions of the trousers such an immense cameltoe? 😅

13 January at 17:01 | Open on fosstodon.org
Mer-fOKxTOwl

@gurkenlabs @hannah back then most trousers had those. plus having big balls/dick was seen as "manly" and soooo atractive...

13 January at 18:11 | Open on chaos.social
alex “dadsite boy” dadsite

@hannah a shocking decision comes down on “if a hen wore pants, would they wear them like THIS or THIS”

13 January at 17:01 | Open on dads.cool
eviloatmeal
@hannah "Is that a coq in your pants, or are you North Holland to see me?"
13 January at 17:02 | Open on ak.angelstrapped.com
OliverUv
PointlessOne :loading:

@hannah Is this the answer to the sacred question?
13 January at 17:08 | Open on status.pointless.one
Sam Nabi

@pointlessone @hannah Ok but this flag is neither! The pants are one leg in front and the other leg behind 😂

13 January at 17:41 | Open on spore.social
PointlessOne :loading:

@samnabi @hannah One must be ready to accept the Truth even if we couldn't conceive it.

13 January at 17:44 | Open on status.pointless.one
Matt Dickens

@hannah if a chicken wore pants would it be like this or like this

13 January at 17:08 | Open on thepit.social
Androcat

@hannah "broek" means underpants.
It's the same word as in "lodbrok" of "vikings" fame.

His name means fuzzypants.

13 January at 17:12 | Open on toot.cat
Jiub

@hannah I guess that's one way to say you have a big cock :3

13 January at 17:17 | Open on mstdn.social
ospalh

@hannah
Hen’s pants!
I wonder what the Dutch words hen and broek could mean!

13 January at 17:17 | Open on chaos.social
Anna

@ospalh @hannah this is how we trick you into learning our language

13 January at 18:00 | Open on mastodon.nl
John Blair

@venite @ospalh @hannah it took me a minute, then.... ooooohhhh.

13 January at 18:02 | Open on hachyderm.io
Anna

@jdblair @ospalh @hannah “broek” in place names actually means “marshy place”, which is why there are a LOT of broeks in that area. But it’s also the name for trousers :)

13 January at 18:06 | Open on mastodon.nl
:gay: zetta :transknife:
Keeper of the orb

@hannah we salute the (hensbroek) flag in this house

13 January at 17:28 | Open on donphan.social
Janice in GA
Ormur

@hannah Ohh, I know what the names means now...

13 January at 17:36 | Open on mellified.men
Minnie Mel
PhDog 🇮🇪

@hannah

A hen sinister in argent wearing underpants or on a field gules.

13 January at 17:40 | Open on mastodon.social
Okesska (See pinned 📌)

@hannah hen barely fitting in a pair of pants, unsurprising

13 January at 17:51 | Open on chitter.xyz
John Blair
AN/CRM-114

@hannah "Chicken in the Pants" is a long con that builds on the venerable "Pig in a Poke" short con, with the goal of taking over a municipal government

13 January at 18:06 | Open on ioc.exchange
DELETED

@hannah i assume the chicken is pizzled beneath those tasteful trousers?

13 January at 18:10 | Open on tubular.social
canteen
stfn :raspberrypi: :python:
Leonora Chuggington

@hannah oh, like a hen's breeks, I get it

13 January at 18:22 | Open on monads.online
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