@hannah good

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Why did they have to give some versions of the trousers such an immense cameltoe? 😅

@hannah a shocking decision comes down on “if a hen wore pants, would they wear them like THIS or THIS”

@hannah delightful!

@hannah Is this the answer to the sacred question?

@hannah if a chicken wore pants would it be like this or like this

@hannah "broek" means underpants.
It's the same word as in "lodbrok" of "vikings" fame.

His name means fuzzypants.

@hannah I guess that's one way to say you have a big cock :3

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Hen’s pants!
I wonder what the Dutch words hen and broek could mean!

@hannah it was the custom at the time

@hannah we salute the (hensbroek) flag in this house

@hannah @kimlockhartga Makes me miss The MERL from Twitter

@hannah Ohh, I know what the names means now...

@hannah@posts.rat.pictures I changed my mind heraldry is good

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A hen sinister in argent wearing underpants or on a field gules.

@hannah hen barely fitting in a pair of pants, unsurprising

@hannah good ol' chicken trousers.

@hannah "Chicken in the Pants" is a long con that builds on the venerable "Pig in a Poke" short con, with the goal of taking over a municipal government

@hannah i assume the chicken is pizzled beneath those tasteful trousers?

@hannah what the fuck

@hannah cc @starfadet

@hannah oh, like a hen's breeks, I get it