@hannah That should be treated as an all way stop sign as best I'd guess. I wonder why all the signals are going bonkers?

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Looks like windows 10 machine that self updated to 11...

This kind of surreal, deranged urbanism is illegal to build in most american cities

@hannah looks festive!

@hannah Wanted for questioning

@hannah they out there lol

@hannah the one car with hazard lights on makes it even funnier

@hannah I love how it slows the traffic down because the drivers are so off balance and don't know what to expect. 😂 Plus the party atmosphere. This is the future liberals want.

@hannah wow, i wonder if that's a cybercrime or just a time related computer bug

i'm guessing something became an undefined which then became a zero

@hannah They all wanted to be emergency vehicle lights and/or throw a rave.

@hannah i just realized what those flickering lights remind me of: https://zombo.com/

@hannah i opened this immediately after my macos had a spasm and started flipping back and forth between desktops rapidly

i feel like someone's fucking with me

@hannah MULTIBALL!

@hannah Some sound boards have what is known as “Vegas mode” where the indicator lights and any motorized faders go wild, this has that vibe

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Is there any more context? Was this Today [8 23] or ? Is this "normal" or, often? Who what when where why.....

@hannah someone's been hacking CtOS again.

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Untz untz untz untz

@hannah I love this. Traffic lights are traffic deformation devices that exist to let cars go faster through cities. Without their path being cleared by traffic lights, cars have to slow down to a human speed and negotiate movement through the intersection like everyone else, effectively taking away the speed advantage of cars.

@hannah just need some glow sticks and you'll have a perfect The System is Down Homestar Runner moment

@hannah rave!!!

@hannah I hope there is a loudly buzzing metal box involved

@hannah watchdogs hackers confirmed for real

@hannah Something absolutely fascinating but what ?

@hannah Looks to me like somebody's software project didn't fail gracefully.

Deranged is right. Ought to be illegal.

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The system is down https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8FbLBwW/

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@hannah Someone add Caramelldansen to this

@hannah I don't know, they seem to be driving awful slow for Chicago and almost in a clam orderly fashion

@hannah https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmpRs7xN06Q

@hannah A Tesla would have a fit and crash into the building

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🎶 THE SYSTEM IS DOWN
THE SYSTEM IS DOWN 🎶

@hannah Everybody have fun tonight!

@hannah Dammit, Dade!

@hannah why isn't anyone stopping for the light lmao

did everyone collectively forget their licensing exam where you treat every malfunctioning traffic light as a four way stop

@hannah What... What caused this!? Still, I'm proud of my city's drivers for treating this like a four-way stop and rolling past the stop line at a low speed before speeding through the intersection

@hannah someone confused seconds and milliseconds in a function argument

@hannah oh I’ve seen this movie

@hannah Professional assessment: I think the controller and malfunction monitor unit are both "fucked."

@hannah@posts.rat.pictures I mean, they're just treating it like a normal 4 way stop, like you're supposed to.

@hannah my guess is that someone forgot a zero or two when entering the the timings in milliseconds.

@hannah i can't watch that without a house techno beat playing in my brain

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