@hannah 😆

it’s already like 11% hydrogen. How much more does one need?

@hannah isn't that just an acid

@hannah oxygenated water already was idiotic, but this is taking it to the next level

@hannah MFW I know enough chemistry for my hackles to raise here

@hannah get some of that delicious hydrazine https://arstechnica.com/health/2023/10/jury-awards-229m-to-victims-of-real-water-tainted-with-rocket-fuel-chemical/

@hannah Hydronium

@hannah drinking this would kill me. too hydrated, instant death

@hannah Does it make your voice funny, or explode like the Hindenburg?

@hannah does it burn?

@hannah uhhh are they trying to give the consumer violent—possibly explosive—farts? Because that’s what happens when you dissolve hydrogen gas in water.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_12

@hannah Shouldn't it be like, super acidic if it's H3O?

@hannah i guess if you're looking for a light beverage..

@hannah Well, at least it's not Diet Water.

@hannah burping near someone smoking a cigarette and instantly turning into a fireball

@hannah Don't drink hydronium. Not if you're a fan of having an oesophagus.

@hannah

So hologramic oh my H30 🤯

@hannah All these infusions and diet light. I only accept heavy water!

@hannah
I hope this is better than that "water with extra oxygen" crap. That stuff was awful.

@hannah listen what I s3o