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Probably my favorite fall out boy song

Master Johann Dietz: Being The faithful / Description of his Life written by himself / Relating all / that he endured / in the Campaign against the Turks / in the Arctic Ocean / in German cities and countrysides / among Soldiers, Robbers and peaceful Citizens / Young Maidens and Apparitions / he finally settling down in Halle / his native City / where he married two Wives / and all that he suffered in this World
24 April at 20:34 | Open on posts.rat.pictures
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kindly shopkeeper

This is by far the most D&D thing i've seen in a regular book

old woodcut of "an itinerant monk," a guy in a hood with a book and beard looking exactly like he's casting a spell
24 April at 20:38 | Open on posts.rat.pictures
kindly shopkeeper

The RPG comparison is apt because i flip to basically any page in this and Johann is having a random encounter

About four miles from Oldesloe I sat me down under a hazel-bush, and casually pressing the ground with my hands I set my right hand on a fever-snake, of which there were many in that part. The creature bit me right through the finger, so that I cried out loudly, and the pain was as severe as though a sword had been run through my body. Nevertheless, I decided at once what course to take. I remembered to have read, in Grollius * and other authors, how any identical snake may be forced to extract its own poison ; as in the case of mad dogs, wolves, gnats, bees, etc. I beat the venomous adder to death with my sword and scabbard and wrapped it in my handkerchief. What good fortune was mine ! For otherwise I must have died, as had happened both to cattle and to human beings in that very place.—And herein we perceive yet again the peculiar providence of the all-seeing God, Who allows us to be tried, but not beyond our strength ; Who so disposes events that the ordeal comes to an end, so that we are able to endure it. Praise, thanks and honour to His Holy Name !
24 April at 22:31 | Open on posts.rat.pictures
kindly shopkeeper

Live your life so that the index of your memoirs looks like this

an index with such items as "haunted barn" and "disappointing horoscope"
24 April at 22:36 | Open on posts.rat.pictures
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