Postal carrier near Vancouver gives the best excuse EVER for not delivering a package
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Postal carrier near Vancouver gives the best excuse EVER for not delivering a package Before we changed from paper bills to plastic bills, the Bank of Canada had to beg Canadians to stop "Spocking" our $5 bills.
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@MeanwhileinCanada To quote Spock "fascinating" :-) Never knew this but it is/was brilliantly creative :-) @MeanwhileinCanada @MeanwhileinCanada I also prepared graphics to promote these projects:
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@MeanwhileinCanada i bring the battery inside, saves any trouble. It was +1C (33.8F) earlier today in Winnipeg, the overnight 'low' was -1C. I've already seen people in shorts. Average temps for this date are high -13C (8.7F) and low -23.6C (-10.4F). They haven't been able to open up the river skating trails yet this year. Remember that as days get colder, animals are attracted to the warmth of cars, so check wheel arches and other hiding places.
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@MeanwhileinCanada One morning, I heard tiny mews coming from somewhere in or near my car Finally popped the hood and found the tiniest little kitten curled up on my engine block We were both surprised!
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@MeanwhileinCanada hahaha adorable!! Looking like a witch when it was flying through the sky!! 😂🧙♀️
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@MeanwhileinCanada Dogs have never robbed us of money. Sandwiches, yes. Money, no. @MeanwhileinCanada With saying that pets are allowed, the hotel also is blaming indirectly people who doing inappropriate or bad things. That was smart!😂
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@MeanwhileinCanada there isn't much I wouldn't tell a paramedic ... giggles ... I also hope to be in their hall of fame too ... Blush Hugz & xXx @MeanwhileinCanada got so many stupid ppl here smoking their cigarets in their car, opened window, throwing hot ashes thru it while driving (then also throwing cigarette butt, of course) Don't know what to do :blobthinkingeyes:
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We don't have that many Squirrels here in Belgium, not even red ones...on the other hand, we do have a lot of chickens. Don't look up at the haze from record wildfires. Don't look at the flooding in Quebec, Vermont, Spain, India, Japan etc. Don't look at the dangerously high ocean temperatures. Don't look at the heat domes all over the world. Don't look at the melting glaciers. Don't look at the disappearing coral reefs. Don't look or you might want to do something about it.
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@MeanwhileinCanada The pinata's not so bad. It's the surprise inside that's a killer. I want to live in a world where 500 migrants lost at sea evokes more concern than 3 millionaires lost in a vanity submarine.
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@MeanwhileinCanada I hope the millionaires and billionaires are paying attention to all this. This isn't a "Balloon Boy" or "Soccer Team Trapped in a Cave" thing where the world is waiting anxiously for their rescue. We may not be quite to "Put the rich in guillotines" levels yet, but we have certainly crossed the "if the rich are so hollow and dead inside that they want to put their own heads in guillotines, I will certainly watch" line. @MeanwhileinCanada In Face of death all people are equal. There is no amount of money that can safe your life or your beloved life when your time is over.
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@MeanwhileinCanada Greetings to all of your bees from all of our bees here across the Atlantic.
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@MeanwhileinCanada so what you're saying is we should have a breakdancing on ice challenge. ❄️🕺❄️ How Canadians confuse the world: - We measure outside temp in Celsius and oven temp in Fahrenheit. - Length in meters and our height in feet. - Cheese is weighed in kilograms but people are weighed in pounds. - We speak like Americans, spell like Brits and randomly throw in French words. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@MeanwhileinCanada And to make things more confusing for me, I lived in Australia long enough that even though I have my Canadian accent back, I speak with an Australian speech pattern and even Canadians don't understand me half the time. Except for the Quebecers. And my neighbours from Malaysia asked me this year when I emigrated from Australia (!) and I was floored because nobody has asked that since my Aussie accent vanished in 1999. @MeanwhileinCanada as a devoted Habs fan, I do not relate or understand your post. Lol.
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@MeanwhileinCanada cue Mission Impossible theme song ... dun-dunnn-dun-dun-dunnn-duuunn ...
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@MeanwhileinCanada I've read it as „please, let him free”, not as „snowman for free”. My interpretation is better xD |
@MeanwhileinCanada neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom…
But if you’ve got bears, you can pick it up tomorrow afternoon.
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Yeah, I'd have noped out of that one, too. Becky can get her package tomorrow, it is not that critical.
bear with me here: why I couldn't deliver your parcel