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from the bottom of my heart, please stop running cutesy localized subway ad campaigns. i’m looking at one right now that says “From BLTs in LIC to BOGO sales in NoHo, Amex has you covered” and I’m having trouble containing the bile raging inside me
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@samhenrigold the showing random search results makes me so mad every time. I'M DOING IMPORTANT RESEARCH HERE, SHOW ME VIDEOS THAT MATCH THE FREAKING QUERY.   The part that drives me absolutely nuts is the fact that it knows that languages are a thing. It would automatically translate *some* video titles with no way to turn that off. Can't fix that by switching the UI to English either, because since I watch videos in both languages, it would start translating Russian to English. Crappily. Also sometimes the subtitles would turn on by themselves. WHY?!?! these came out so well 😤💪💪 i will let you all know which one of these works best for drinking tea out of. i have a hunch but it’s my duty to test all of them proud to announce i just Carbonized my last app! took me 22 years but I finally transitioned all of my Classic macintosh apps edit: what do you mean it’s deprecated subjecting myself to a call with my credit card company to redeem a $300 flight credit. asking myself if this is even worth it. startup idea: add speech input/output to ChatGPT and use it for these kinds of things then laugh uncontrollably when it inevitably reveals itself by saying "as an AI language model"  @samhenrigold Capital One? If they have live chat that’s often a less painful option but some banks just suck. crazy how they just let anyone handle a gutenburg bible lmao why am i allowed to do this Are you sure it's original and not a reproduction? The wiki article definitely makes it appear as something that's meant to be kept in a glass case, only 49 of them are known to exist  I love brand apology videos for the same reason I love 2010s pop — the repetition is comfortable. Wells Fargo, Facebook, Linus, you name it. “Hey. It’s us. We fucked up. But we’re committed to building that trust back. Going forward, there’s gonna be less of me and more of “we”. Because we are us. And us are we.” can they just challenge each other to a duel with actual guns so we can end this collective nightmare.  @samhenrigold “Two men enter…………………….. (<hushed voice> and a hangry tiger)… no men leave!”  If the user is using a text-mode browser, the navigator.platform property will return the string "Linux".   i’m watching the news and i’ve gotta say, “racketeering” sounds like such a fancy crime. racketeering? i’m flattered, don’t mind if i do Journals in the iPhoto iPad app were a wild, beautiful, fleeting moment in time. I feel for the designer who probably spent a ton of time on the cloth stitch texture only to rip it out for iOS 7 after, like, nine months.  @samhenrigold this was great and there is still no good alternative to this even now which blows my mind somewhat!  sorry, left you all stranded without an update. i did not, in fact, try fin. i got hibachi unironically such an absurd 90s country music video. at no point in the video does it do anything and i love it for that. one of the lines is “with the rear view mirror torn off / I ain't never lookin' back and that's a fact” there are so many shots of rear view mirrors flying out of cars and shattering. really hitting you over the head with it |
@samhenrigold John Oliver could still have a great career if all he did was play bird characters he looks like already.
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