inside me, there are two wolves.

i'm trying to get them removed but the hospital says they don't do animal extractions. i'm a bit scared i'm gonna die.

If their twitter "what's playing" bot is to be believed, WIKD 102.5 FM has played Faster Ride by Cartel 432 times since 2011

These turned out so good!! Can't wait to get my hands on them https://blog.joinmastodon.org/2023/07/new-merchandise/

if we all work (and pray) a little harder, I think next time ron desantis can get injured in his next car accident

nyc designers!! we're hosting another meetup at Hardings on August 10. come join for networking and merriment and the like https://partiful.com/e/KqePopQ7qkfXTFLdP9Zl

the only double feature I care about is the margaritaville one

you’d have to be an absolute fool to name a company “X” which, as we all know, is less than Z

still waiting for Charli XCX’s trade union anthem EP. “which side r u on (feat. 100 gecs)”

God this is fun. Just gaslit, girlbossed, AND gatekept this dummy. Interesting that they call it “My AI” but explicitly tell it to not refer to itself as AI.

Alt text won’t fit here but here you go: https://gist.github.com/samhenrigold/93e528408e3f65cae2f60acfeea9bbe7

huh, they prime it based on the device. neat

completely outta pocket subject line

a t shirt that reads:
There is no cloud, there is no sun, it’s just darkness.

i’ve had success using my big boy words but you do you

that's how they get ya

literally 1984

ugh AGAIN?! this happens constantly

ATTN: WE ARE NO LONGER DOING URBANISM. Car centrality is back in vogue. If you see a biker in your side mirror, open your car door into the bike lane. Thanks for doing your part!!

who wants to create the Bourbonheimer cocktail for this Friday? with a name like that, it would be a real shame if it went to waste.

banger of a playlist https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2ySNsfkuzxaQ95Vo3LVZw4