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sam henri gold

he didn’t “spit on the crowd” it was simply a roman irrigation method. he’s a very special boy, you see

sam henri gold

i think i would be a very good, fair judge based solely on how i hand out sentences to my food to be microwaved. leftover chicken? minute isn’t long enough, 1:30 feels extreme, 1:15 would probably get close. 1:22

sam henri gold

baked potato? in my shitty black and decker microwave?? electric chair. right to the gallows. fifteen minutes.

sam henri gold

are you sorry for party rocking or are you sorry you got caught

sam henri gold

in lieu of touching grass today, you may switch your computer to light mode instead.

Григорий Клюшников

What if I never used the system-wide dark mode on any of my devices to begin with

sam henri gold

@bryce is legitimately one of my favorite channels on youtube. highly recommend you check him out youtu.be/ih6gWZDuNME

Bryce Bostwick

@samhenrigold High praise from the person with the best NSSegmentedControl ranking I've ever seen! Thanks Sam ❤️

sam henri gold

-13C out. tump’s america smh my head

sam henri gold

i miss the time in American history where it was not fashionable for someone to hit the sieg heil at a presidential inauguration
cyberplace.social/@GossiTheDog

Erik Uden 🍑

@samhenrigold in Germany we've established the term “abhitlern” (hitlering) for this sort of behavior.

sam henri gold

BRAINROT IS SO VERY BACK. VERY FIRST VIDEO ON THE FEED FOR ME 🕺💃

sam henri gold

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

sam henri gold

perfect recreation of my desktop when i first started. she’s still got it 🥹

an old macbook pro launching Photoshop CS6 in front of an Xcode project
editing a small, pixelated icon of the subway “R” bullet
sam henri gold

when i first started btw if you even care

i’m clapping like an idiot nine year old watching a live stream of WWDC 2011 on my family iMac in the kitchen
Kaito

@samhenrigold my PowerBook G4 was my favorite laptop 😌

sam henri gold

everyone’s talking about the Switch 2 but i’m saving my money for the PC 2

Григорий Клюшников

Apps preemptively banning themselves is a new concept to me. Over here you usually just get a network error. Or a redirect to some kind of ISP-provided page saying "this is blocked" if you happen to use plaintext http

sam henri gold

honestly kudos to the Dominos graphic designer, I don’t think I could make a less appetizing visualization for "feta" if I tried

i don’t even know how to describe the horrors in this photo. it’s a pizza builder visualizer for the “spinach and feta” configuration. the spinach overlay layer looks fine, I guess, but the feta overlay is giving “moldy” at best and “no loads refused” at worst
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Chris

@samhenrigold years ago I found that each of those toppings are a transparent PNG they layer. When you view them individually it looks even worse. The meatballs PNG is awful

Ben Toh

@samhenrigold Reminds me of Pizza Tycoon (succeed by a bunch of Pizza connection series)... feta looks more appealing there lol

sam henri gold

as a reminder, I made an “owo whats this” bookmarklet a few years ago. it's a worthy addition to your bookmark bar. samhenri.gold/blog/20210704-ow

A programming guide converted to “owo what’s this” lingo. 

For example: “UwU If uu awe pwoviding secuwity featuwes, uu shouwd make theiw pwesence cweaw to da usew. Fow exampwe, if uuw maiw appwication wequiwes da usew to doubwe cwick a smaww icon in owdew to see da cewtificate used to sign a message, most usews wiww nevew weawize that da featuwe is avaiwabwe. ( ˘ ³˘)♥”
Григорий Клюшников

(modern browsers hate bookmarklets SO DAMN MUCH, I had to spend 5 minutes fighting mine to let me self-xss myself)

sam henri gold

which sick son of a bitch put little balls of apple in my fruit salad at this diner

sam henri gold

might as well just put tomato in there. day is ruined i’m going back to sleep when i get home

Shiitake Toast

@samhenrigold I'm with you. Apple in fruit salad is disgusting. Someone (a child, tbf) once made me a fruit salad with chunks of apple and cubes of ham. 0/10 do not recommend.

sam henri gold

iran contra (as in the vampire weekend album)

nate parrott

@samhenrigold me looking at any airplane departures board: “ok vampire weekend”

sam henri gold

i’d like to see drag race contestants unionize against the producers. could be fun

sam henri gold

4 day workweek remains goated for doing stupid side quests like this

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