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sam henri gold

i think i would be a very good, fair judge based solely on how i hand out sentences to my food to be microwaved. leftover chicken? minute isn’t long enough, 1:30 feels extreme, 1:15 would probably get close. 1:22

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sam henri gold

baked potato? in my shitty black and decker microwave?? electric chair. right to the gallows. fifteen minutes.

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