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sam henri gold

hope iowa is enjoying the most attention they’ll ever get for the next four years

sam henri gold

rustic-style jars with labels are too prescriptive. you’re telling me this jar HAS to be used for kitchen utensils? last time I checked, our fountain fathers did not die for us to be at the mercy of Rae Dunn. put whatever shit you want in there. it’s your right and your duty.

a gray pot with the words “Kitchen Utensils” etched in the side
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Mike Beasley

@samhenrigold i read this as “kitchen urinal” while scrolling past too quickly and uhhhh.

David Mooney

@samhenrigold Turning your kitchen into the Bat Cave by slapping a label on everything.

sam henri gold

catching up on the news during my commute

browsing hacker news on an iphone 2g on the bus
Григорий Клюшников

> No SIM

Huh. Why not use EDGE for a truer experience? 😏

sam henri gold

It's like that Funky Town Low Quality shitpost but...real

sam henri gold

Hello Fresh has absolutely no dignity which makes churning through their free box vouchers a breeze. If you so much as look at them funny, they will start groveling on the floor and throw discount codes at you. I haven’t paid more than $18 for a three meal box from them in ages.

Thomas N :yikes:

@samhenrigold yes 😂 I have a pile of these codes
They haven’t sent me any in a month I’m starting to worry

alloca

@samhenrigold The kids are cucking Hello Fresh now. Back in my day, we would be happy just domming Comcast from time to time

sam henri gold

i have a lot of ideas for increasingly absurd handheld mic setups for youtubers. a lav attached to a gimbal, for instance.

sam henri gold

The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" in this document are to be interpreted as you can imagine if you use stop and use your brain for all of two seconds

Brendan Thompson

@samhenrigold this is in many of my documents/standards as people stopping and using their brain is absolutely not guaranteed nor as likely as it should be hahah

sam henri gold

idk the last time you all looked at the lyrics for Down by Jay Sean but the rap verse is a train wreck. try to sing along with it and let me know how that goes.

Even it the sky is falling down
Down like she 'posed to be,
she gets down low for me
Down like her temperature,
'cause to me, she zero degrees
She cold, over freeze, I got that girl from overseas
Now, she's my Miss America,
now, can I be her soldier, please?
I'm fighting for this girl on a
battlefield of love
Don't it look like baby Cupid
sent her arrows from above?
Don't you ever leave the side of me
rboyce

@samhenrigold lil wayne saying "down like the economy” pops into my head anytime anyone talks about the economy (kinda like jay-z's monster verse when anyone says the name of a monster)

sam henri gold

The visual styles we see commonly in product design are a direct reflection of the tools we have. In the days of using Photoshop as a web design tool, rich layer styles were easy. Of course we used textured overlays, embossing, etc. And of course we don't stray far from the handful of blurs and shadows Figma gives us today.

sam henri gold

Imagine the kind of wacky, fun stuff we would get if Figma added a layer effect for bevel and emboss. Or distortion background effects. Instead of just background blur, why not have background bulge? Or background twist?

sam henri gold

Apple the split second after CES kicks off

Jonathan Gulbrandsen

@samhenrigold @tchambers No. They said “early 2023” when announcing it in June. Today is the first non-U.S. holiday Monday of 2023, and 8am is a standard press release time for Apple.

sam henri gold

hey diva! so the tea about your grand daddy is there were some compliGAYtions at hospice and he won’t be bootsing the house down anymore.

now, as you know, miss gurl was serving jewish realness, so the rabbi was there when he gagged at 8:50 PM last night. i know this can be a lot to handle, we have grief counseling onsite, just let me know if you want to talk to them okurr?

sam henri gold

so what theme was your childhood home kitchen

Anonymous poll

Poll

fruit
24
70.6%
roosters
10
29.4%
34 people voted.
Voting ended 9 January at 13:04.
Michael Kinder :rockylinux:

@samhenrigold Kind of both for me. Mom's kitchen was Apple themed, grandma's was rooster. 😂

phillmv

@samhenrigold buddy we had both a porcelain rooster and a porcelain bowl of fruit

sam henri gold

I DO NOT GIVE FACEBOOK PERMISSION TO SHARE ANYTHING OF MINE., THAT I HAVE PUT ON THEIR SITE, . PICTURES, CURRENT OR
PAST POSTS, PHONE NUMBERS OR EMAILS... ABSOLUTELY NOTHING CAN BE USED IN ANY FORM WITHOUT MY WRITTEN PERMISSION
OR VERBAL CONSENT.

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sam henri gold

this absolutely sucks for students. i can only imagine this is happening constantly. for students that hate confrontation, it's especially awful that the only way to resolve grading issues is by making a stink and escalating the issue up the chain of command. AI detectors are a blight on academia. old.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comme

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