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sam henri gold

rustic-style jars with labels are too prescriptive. you’re telling me this jar HAS to be used for kitchen utensils? last time I checked, our fountain fathers did not die for us to be at the mercy of Rae Dunn. put whatever shit you want in there. it’s your right and your duty.

a gray pot with the words “Kitchen Utensils” etched in the side
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sam henri gold

stand up to these kitschy fascists and put, idk, loose beans in there

A white box with a design printed on the front: “Laundry room dryer sheets"
sam henri gold

@grishka you throw one in your dryer and it supposedly softens your fabric and makes it smell nice. it’s just a piece of fiber soaked in softeners and fragrance and coated with wax, so it leaves a gross film on your clothes. my mother swears by it, i haven’t felt the need to use it though

Mike Beasley

@samhenrigold i read this as “kitchen urinal” while scrolling past too quickly and uhhhh.

Mike Beasley

@samhenrigold i suppose to your original point you could use it for that because that’s not doing what the label says.

David Mooney

@samhenrigold Turning your kitchen into the Bat Cave by slapping a label on everything.

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