@dgar @Selena

@dgar I love it whenever Indy *goes in full Jesus In The Temple Mode*.

@dgar 👏👏👏🔥🔥🔥

@dgar Oh my god this is so true...

@dgar Made me snort!

@dgar https://youtu.be/sq3v6hR4Pjo?feature=shared&t=50

@dgar isn’t it booblighting that must be prohibited on the state level?

@dgar That;ssssssssssssss fantastic.
That's original post. My pinky still aint working.

Okay so out fridge broke. There's a magnet taped snowman upon it that's some 7 years old now. My contention is, we save that with all of out might. There's no other option.

but what if there was.

@dgar Spooky , just tooted about fridge magnets in a totally different context & then read this !

We might have to put a freeze on your fridge allowance tho !

@dgar that’s why I prefer wooden fridges

@dgar how complicated is it? Is it a complex complex complex complex?

@dgar if you become too obsessed with this phobia, does it become a Complex Complex Complex Pathological Obsession? Otherwise known as a C3PO?

@dgar My groan of disgust became a groan of admiration by the third one.

@dgar he was diagnosed with Asperger’s in his 80s. When I started telling people I suspect I’m autistic, I gave him as an example.

@dgar
I just figure that everybody talks about everybody all the time and there's mostly no point in worrying about what they say about me.

@dgar stabbing bison to death on my screen right now. Gonna eat well tonight, brothers!

@dgar
Yeah, but this is really an *old* one...

@dgar That joke really made a point 😜😁

@dgar

@dgar that's a G move right there

@dgar@aus.social if there is no Easter Egg or cheat code for picking that then I am very disappointed.

@dgar
There are 10 kinds of people: those who know binary and those who don't.

@dgar Well if you want to be vulgar about it, rather than to the point.

@dgar

That's a pretty divisive statement!
It might even be viewed as improper.

@dgar - that's no problem, as long as you pay your membership fees regularly.

@dgar This got a genuine chuckle out of me. Now pardon me while I steal this and tell all my friends in real life.

(I'm kidding, I'll totally say "this awesome dude I follow on the Fediverse wrote this. Or found it online. Either way, he's how I discovered it")

@dgar YES, please.

@dgar @BlakeGirardot

@dgar
Roses are red.,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise,
Oscar Pistorious

@dgar on the one hand I gave you a like, on the other hand I feel slightly tainted for doing so! 😛

@dgar 🔥🔥🔥
🤣

@dgar Ohhh… provocative!

@dgar
Wow, that's an old one.

@dgar and now... dip!

@dgar 😆 👍

@dgar 😳 🤭

@dgar@aus.social

@dgar it's funny how everyone is united in agreeing that the world's gonna be fucked to death in our lifetimes lmao

@dgar A gentler fall into being less fucked is still possible.

@dgar

I hear ya but still try to stay on the "a better world is possible" side.

#StrongerTogether

@dgar in a high hat?

@dgar Make mine a peanut-butter and djembe. 👍

Or maybe a bacon-lettuce-TOMato?

Would that be a real sandwich, or just a cymbalic one?

Ok, imma stop before this gets bodhran..

@dgar Don’t forget to cut it into a Triangle