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kierkegaank

@dgar and the koch sponsored think tank i work for collated the facts and documentation

-the neoliberal influencer hulk

Ryan2one3

@dgar [me, grabbing popcorn] : hey, Bruce, vaccines don't work!

Dgar

The historic moment when humans and germs sign into law the "Five Second Rule".

A black and white photograph of several people dressed in military uniforms, standing around a man who is sitting at a desk, signing a piece of paper. Opposite, on the other side of the desk, is an apparently empty chair.
Dgar

The adjective for metal is metallic.

Not so for iron, which is ironic.

Dgar

I’m quite pleased with my fridge magnet.

I have twelve fridges so far.

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@dgar That;ssssssssssssss fantastic.
That's original post. My pinky still aint working.

Okay so out fridge broke. There's a magnet taped snowman upon it that's some 7 years old now. My contention is, we save that with all of out might. There's no other option.

but what if there was.

MaJ1 OLD

@dgar Spooky , just tooted about fridge magnets in a totally different context & then read this !

We might have to put a freeze on your fridge allowance tho !

Dgar

I have a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

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Andrew (Television Executive)

@dgar how complicated is it? Is it a complex complex complex complex?

Hugo Slabbert ⚠️

@dgar if you become too obsessed with this phobia, does it become a Complex Complex Complex Pathological Obsession? Otherwise known as a C3PO?

Andrew Glisson

@dgar My groan of disgust became a groan of admiration by the third one.

Dgar

It’s none of my business what people say of me and think of me. I am what I am and I do what I do. I expect nothing and accept everything. And it makes life so much easier.
~ Sir Anthony Hopkins

Sir Anthony Hopkins
Laukidh :ablobcool:

@dgar he was diagnosed with Asperger’s in his 80s. When I started telling people I suspect I’m autistic, I gave him as an example.

Bruce Heerssen

@dgar
I just figure that everybody talks about everybody all the time and there's mostly no point in worrying about what they say about me.

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Darth Jar Jar

@dgar stabbing bison to death on my screen right now. Gonna eat well tonight, brothers!

Florian Schmidt

@dgar
Yeah, but this is really an *old* one...

MaJ1 OLD

@dgar That joke really made a point 😜😁

Dgar

Respect people who wear glasses.

They paid money to see you.

Dgar

We'll we'll we'll...if it isn't autocorrect.

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Hawkmoon

@dgar

No shit.

How many more decades are we going to have to wait until autocorrect stops forcing you to make mistakes?

IllTemperedCaviar

@dgar we should tell autocorrect were sick of that.

Dgar

…crushing my dreams of becoming an astronaut.

Dgar

There’s a fine line between the numerator and denominator.

Only a fraction of people will understand this.

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Baron Von J

@dgar
There are 10 kinds of people: those who know binary and those who don't.

HighlandLawyer

@dgar Well if you want to be vulgar about it, rather than to the point.

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@dgar

That's a pretty divisive statement!
It might even be viewed as improper.

Dgar

Forgot to go to the gym today.

That’s 8 years in a row now…

carlos quintana

@dgar - that's no problem, as long as you pay your membership fees regularly.

🏳️‍⚧️ 💙 Bwee 💙 🏳️‍⚧️

@dgar This got a genuine chuckle out of me. Now pardon me while I steal this and tell all my friends in real life.

(I'm kidding, I'll totally say "this awesome dude I follow on the Fediverse wrote this. Or found it online. Either way, he's how I discovered it")

Dgar

Roses are red.
Roses are blue.
Depending on their velocity,
relative to you.

Dgar

What’s the difference between Tesla and a Lemur?

Tesla made an electric car.

Lemur Madagascar.

Duncan

@dgar on the one hand I gave you a like, on the other hand I feel slightly tainted for doing so! 😛

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