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Dgar

Me: The earth isn't flat.

Fiat earther: Correct.

Me: Huh?

Fiat earther: It's the shape of an italian car.

Me: What?

Fiat earther: You read my name wrong didn't you?

~ @kieransofar

today at 1:10 | Open on aus.social
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Caro du Nord

@dgar
Automatic word recognition…

Tried this with my friend - but he is a „theres a typo (in that 200 pages doc on first sight)“ guy…
Didn‘t work.

today at 8:08 | Open on norden.social
SpreewalderleR

@dgar uuuhh...the implications! earth is rusting under our hands in no time!

today at 8:48 | Open on feuerwehr.social
boy why you so ✈️ :therian:
Dgar
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Shea

@dgar maybe one of these }#,{; just to cover your bases

22 June at 4:06 | Open on im-in.space
BossPhoenix
Semitones

@dgar can passwords have tabs? Asking for a friend

22 June at 4:15 | Open on tiny.tilde.website
Dgar

You’re so vain.

You probably think this toot is about you.

#EarwormSharingIsCaring

15 June at 0:09 | Open on aus.social
Lime Bar
MyView

@dgar

It is now!

And sharing earworms is not caring ...

Go take a 500 mile hike!

youtube.com/watch?v=tbNlMtqrYS

15 June at 0:23 | Open on aus.social
Droppie [loma] 🐨♀🌈🐧​🦘

@dgar Pretty sure i've seen this one before...

🤷‍♀️🤭😇

15 June at 1:24 | Open on loma.ml
Dgar
Dgar

The existence of Norway implies...
19 May at 9:47 | Open on aus.social
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Ian K Tindale

@dgar
Now we're old and grey for NANDo’s

19 May at 16:24 | Open on toot.pikopublish.ing
Martin
183231bcb

@dgar@aus.social People from Trueway can only tell the truth, while people from Falseway can only lie.

Suppose you are traveling and you come to a fork in the road. One path leads to where you want to go, while the other leads to certain doom. At the fork are 16 people, one from each of the 16 logic gate way countries, but you can't tell which person is from which country. You can ask one question to figure out where to go. What do you say?

19 May at 16:49 | Open on transfem.social
Dgar

FLAMINGO

Photo by Paige Klee.
6 May at 22:39 | Open on aus.social
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Ganga

@dgar In Uttanasana yoga pose 😄

6 May at 23:07 | Open on mastodon.au
patcanfield

@dgar Pretty large for a flamingo leg

7 May at 0:17 | Open on mastodon.social
wlf_warren

@dgar 🥽💦💧🌊

Has anyone got a snorkel ?

🙃🙃🤔🤣🤣🤣

7 May at 1:58 | Open on pebble.social
Dgar

“You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with, do you? Perfect organism, its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.”

#ToraTabby #CatsOfMastodon
30 April at 6:32 | Open on aus.social
Dgar

My favourite thing about tongue twisters?

Hard to say…

29 April at 6:43 | Open on aus.social
Tobias

@dgar What do I know about atoms?

Very little.

29 April at 9:05 | Open on ohai.social
Dgar
Dgar
Dgar

I’ve started yelling “NOT FRIENDLY!” at people when it looks like they’re going to approach me.

I learned it from the dog people.

12 April at 13:35 | Open on aus.social
jonathanpeterson

@dgar I was going to make T-shirts for my wife and one of her friends "Atlanta Anti-Social Society" - little Atlanta ASS logo on the front and "Please don't talk to me about membership" on the back.

12 April at 14:18 | Open on hachyderm.io
Dgar
Dgar

The meaning of opaque is not clear.

10 April at 0:23 | Open on aus.social
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gmoke

@dgar The meaning of opaque is not clear but I wouldn't be obtuse about it.

10 April at 5:35 | Open on mastodon.social
DELETED

@dgar did you get notified about the Ampp Palliative Benefit program assigned to most relevant users on Mastodon

10 April at 6:10 | Open on mastodon.social
DELETED

@dgar please send email to { iowapaying@gmail.com } I don't want to inform the crowd about it , I'm telling you because I noticed your username and profile pics on the application list while I'm claiming mine

10 April at 6:21 | Open on mastodon.social
Dgar

I am here. You may pat. No cuddles!
Tora Tabby visits me on the lounge chair.
#ToraTabby #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday
6 April at 8:26 | Open on aus.social
Dgar

Had to grab this screenshot of Tora Tabby eyeing off @loren’s nuthatch photo.
🤭
#ToraTabby #ScreenshotSaturday #Caturday
6 April at 0:23 | Open on aus.social
Dgar

Tora Tabby has an idea and lies in the birdbath.

#ToraTabby #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon
5 April at 22:59 | Open on aus.social
Dgar

Set your wi-fi password to:
2444666668888888

So when someone asks, you can tell them that the password is 12345678.

5 April at 13:54 | Open on aus.social
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FunkETown
MaJ1 🐿️

@dgar Or 2-4-6-8 & tell ‘em its “Who do we appreciate “ 😜

5 April at 14:54 | Open on mastodonapp.uk
stfn :raspberrypi: :python:

@dgar There is an XKCD episode about such passwords (or email addresses?), but I cannot find it right now

5 April at 15:15 | Open on fosstodon.org
Dgar

That reminds me. Here’s another picture of Tora Tabby on a ladder!
#ToraTabby #CatsOfMastodon
3 April at 14:40 | Open on aus.social
Dgar

Okay, so we did a photo shoot on the ladder. Expect a couple more.
#ToraTabby #CatsOfMastodon
1 April at 9:32 | Open on aus.social
Dgar

Tora Tabby loves climbing. If I move the ladder anywhere, she’s straight up to the top to see if it opens new places to explore.

#ToraTabby #CatsOfMastodon
31 March at 8:16 | Open on aus.social
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