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Dgar

If you run behind a car, you'll get exhausted.

If you run in front of a car, you'll get tired.

Dgar

Dungeons and Dragons is a role-playing game that lets you live out such fantasies as:
• Having money
• Making close friends as an adult
• Travelling the world without crippling debt
• Being able to change the world
• Getting better at something with practice
• Getting 8 hours of sleep each night

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Jim Rockford 👾

@dgar I would get 8 uninterrupted hours, but I'm always "voluntold" by the magic users to take second watch.

Orange Lantern
@dgar I mean, the practice thing is kinda true. ;) But to see instant results is a fantasy.
Davey

@dgar there should be a wisdom save in the game for resting, where you spend half the night looking at a scroll if you fail

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isol

@dgar

Ventricles had the heart of a warrior.

Muggle (they/them)

@dgar meanwhile I just want to know if Polites was really in the Odyssey or if he and his name were made up for Epic the musical.

Like I would believe it except JRH played "holy moly" so straight in Circe saga, and if you want to simplify Pol's trusting nature to being *polite* (and trusting others to be) and told me he's only in Epic and that was where his name came from, I would also believe that.

Bobbi Towers

@dgar when our own intrusive commercialization is exponentially worse than the fictitious alien civilization we invented to represent relentless commercialism

Dgar

Top 10 Binary Numbers!

> 0
> 1

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Strange Culprits

@dgar There are 10 kinds of people, those who get binary, and those who don't 😉

Rainne

@dgar In the programming community, the people are represented by 10 separate, yet equally important, groups: those who understand binary, and those who do not.

These are their stories.

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DELETED

@dgar

Paranoia is just reality at high resolution.

Dr. Quadragon ❌

@dgar I would say it's both, really.

(And also don't forget that there ARE things that are getting better, and that's most things, despite what your negativity bias might want you to believe)

Owl!🦉

@dgar

I like memes like this for their ambiguity. Everyone looking at this image imagines their own sudden and unpleasant discoveries 🧐

Dgar

Just jotting down this #Valheim map seed for later. 🤭

2hBVpdVjCE

A procedurally generated map of Valheim showing all the different biomes, boss locations, and traders.
LAUREN

@dgar

Oh what a good idea. I should do this for MC

Cogito Ergo Disputo

@dgar the ocean looks terribly like a network of rivers

Dgar

#Dgar wonders why you can't buy mouse flavoured cat food.

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@dgar maybe it already tastes like mouse

have you tasted a mouse

i haven't

Ian Langham

@dgar

Also why is there beef flavored cat food...

Jason844

@dgar Or sparrow, or goldfinch? Lizard. Rat. Squirrel. The Possibilities are endless! :coolcat:

Dgar

I saw a microbiologist today.

Much bigger than I expected.

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Anthropy :verified_dragon:

@dgar I saw a marine biologist the other day.

Expected more military gear

Optional

@dgar I know, right? The big bang expert was smaller and not as good in bed as I expected

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Kierkrampusgaanks regretfully

@dgar both are opportunistic predators and might kill you for a taste even if you’re not on their staple diet

drukac

@dgar
Do you think sharks tune in once a year to watch Human Week on the TV?

Dgar

"We have located the Rebel bass."

An electric bass and electric guitar have been leaned against a lounge chair in a floral-wallpapered living room. The bodies of both instruments are modelled to look like The Millennium Falcon spaceship from the Star Wars franchise.
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Glen Downton

@dgar I'd pay to see a Solo on one of those.

OutOfExile_IDR § Voice ®™️

@dgar
Ahhh. The elusive Rebel 6-string also.
I've only heard stories about it... It does exist.

Wayne Werner

@dgar strangely it was right next to the Rebel guitar!

Dgar

Roses are red.
Roses are blue.
Depending on their velocity
relative to you.

Ben Royce 🇺🇦

@dgar

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who tripped and fell on a bucket

But due to his speed

Which was relativistic indeed

A series of fusion events and thermonuclear explosions preceded a massive shower of particles and gamma rays that created an expanding bubble of plasma that... ah, fuck it

Dgar

If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN, they become VERY ANGRY.

Dgar

#ToraTabby insists that every day is #Caturday, even on the moon.

Tora Tabby rouses from her slumber and casts a dismissive glance at the camera.
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