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isol

@dgar

Ventricles had the heart of a warrior.

Muggle (they/them)

@dgar meanwhile I just want to know if Polites was really in the Odyssey or if he and his name were made up for Epic the musical.

Like I would believe it except JRH played "holy moly" so straight in Circe saga, and if you want to simplify Pol's trusting nature to being *polite* (and trusting others to be) and told me he's only in Epic and that was where his name came from, I would also believe that.

Bobbi Towers

@dgar when our own intrusive commercialization is exponentially worse than the fictitious alien civilization we invented to represent relentless commercialism

Dgar

Top 10 Binary Numbers!

> 0
> 1

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Strange Culprits

@dgar There are 10 kinds of people, those who get binary, and those who don't 😉

Rainne

@dgar In the programming community, the people are represented by 10 separate, yet equally important, groups: those who understand binary, and those who do not.

These are their stories.

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DELETED

@dgar

Paranoia is just reality at high resolution.

Dr. Quadragon ❌

@dgar I would say it's both, really.

(And also don't forget that there ARE things that are getting better, and that's most things, despite what your negativity bias might want you to believe)

Owl!🦉

@dgar

I like memes like this for their ambiguity. Everyone looking at this image imagines their own sudden and unpleasant discoveries 🧐

Dgar

Just jotting down this #Valheim map seed for later. 🤭

2hBVpdVjCE

LAUREN

@dgar

Oh what a good idea. I should do this for MC

Cogito Ergo Disputo

@dgar the ocean looks terribly like a network of rivers

Dgar

#Dgar wonders why you can't buy mouse flavoured cat food.

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DELETED

@dgar maybe it already tastes like mouse

have you tasted a mouse

i haven't

Ian Langham

@dgar

Also why is there beef flavored cat food...

Jason844

@dgar Or sparrow, or goldfinch? Lizard. Rat. Squirrel. The Possibilities are endless! :coolcat:

Dgar

I saw a microbiologist today.

Much bigger than I expected.

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Anthropy :verified_dragon:

@dgar I saw a marine biologist the other day.

Expected more military gear

Optional

@dgar I know, right? The big bang expert was smaller and not as good in bed as I expected

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Kierkrampusgaanks regretfully

@dgar both are opportunistic predators and might kill you for a taste even if you’re not on their staple diet

drukac

@dgar
Do you think sharks tune in once a year to watch Human Week on the TV?

Dgar

"We have located the Rebel bass."

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Glen Downton

@dgar I'd pay to see a Solo on one of those.

OutOfExile_IDR § Voice ®™️

@dgar
Ahhh. The elusive Rebel 6-string also.
I've only heard stories about it... It does exist.

Wayne Werner

@dgar strangely it was right next to the Rebel guitar!

Dgar

Roses are red.
Roses are blue.
Depending on their velocity
relative to you.

Ben Royce 🇺🇦

@dgar

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who tripped and fell on a bucket

But due to his speed

Which was relativistic indeed

A series of fusion events and thermonuclear explosions preceded a massive shower of particles and gamma rays that created an expanding bubble of plasma that... ah, fuck it

Dgar

If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN, they become VERY ANGRY.

Dgar

#ToraTabby insists that every day is #Caturday, even on the moon.

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AskPippa🇨🇦

@dgar I can't believe how aggressive OneDrive is in trying to get me to save to it. The option to save there keeps appearing, even after I turn things off. Sometimes you can click those by accident.

AskPippa🇨🇦

@dgar What if you filled your OneDrive space? Like, if you put hundreds of copies of the same long movie there -- maybe it would be too full so you can't save anything there even accidentally?

Dgar

Me: The earth isn't flat.

Fiat earther: Correct.

Me: Huh?

Fiat earther: It's the shape of an italian car.

Me: What?

Fiat earther: You read my name wrong didn't you?

~ @kieransofar

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