Gregory's Server
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who tripped and fell on a bucket
But due to his speed
Which was relativistic indeed
A series of fusion events and thermonuclear explosions preceded a massive shower of particles and gamma rays that created an expanding bubble of plasma that... ah, fuck it
@benroyce @dgar
There was a young lady named Bright,
Who could travel much faster than light.
She departed one day,
In a relative way,
And returned the previous night.