A series of fusion events and thermonuclear explosions preceded a massive shower of particles and gamma rays that created an expanding bubble of plasma that... ah, fuck it
There was a young lady named Bright, Who could travel much faster than light. She departed one day, In a relative way, And returned the previous night.
@dgar
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who tripped and fell on a bucket
But due to his speed
Which was relativistic indeed
A series of fusion events and thermonuclear explosions preceded a massive shower of particles and gamma rays that created an expanding bubble of plasma that... ah, fuck it