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Dgar

Roses are red.
Roses are blue.
Depending on their velocity
relative to you.

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Ben Royce πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦ Don't Boo: Vote

@dgar

There once was a man from Nantucket

Who tripped and fell on a bucket

But due to his speed

Which was relativistic indeed

A series of fusion events and thermonuclear explosions preceded a massive shower of particles and gamma rays that created an expanding bubble of plasma that... ah, fuck it

Paul H

@benroyce @dgar

There was a young lady named Bright,
Who could travel much faster than light.
She departed one day,
In a relative way,
And returned the previous night.

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