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Dgar

If you run behind a car, you'll get exhausted.

If you run in front of a car, you'll get tired.

25 November at 22:59 | Open on aus.social
19 comments
wendinoakland holiday edition
Cluster Fcku

@wendinoakland @dgar "hey kids, what's difference between exhausted and tired?" Gonna try that at dinner.

26 November at 0:16 | Open on mastodon.social
Mandy May

@dgar
I'm really angry today so it feels good to boost this. Thank you for your service.

25 November at 23:01 | Open on vmst.io
Jason844

@dgar Either way, you'll feel rundown afterward.

25 November at 23:04 | Open on mastodon.social
Aoxchl Rode Petra-rås
Cassandra
isol

@dgar

If you run alongside a car which has just pulled up, you'll get adored.

If you run under a car, you'll get a suspension.

25 November at 23:56 | Open on mastodon.au
Randall Lee

@dgar it's been a few years since I did my best dad joke ever at Thanksgiving. They always fall for the set-up, which is the best.

26 November at 4:16 | Open on mastodon.social
Ellie

@dgar have we tried not bringing a car when we go for a run?

26 November at 4:24 | Open on ellieayla.net
Jago Nissi

@dgar no exhaustion since I bought the LEAF in 2014.

26 November at 5:12 | Open on mementomori.social
SimonCHulse

@dgar and if it’s a ranger you’ll be dead on both sides cause they won’t be able to see you.

26 November at 5:33 | Open on mastodon.nz
Joe

@dgar , lol, car culture, even the jokes are funny.

26 November at 6:10 | Open on mastodon.nz
Max Knight
Flominator
I stand against genocide

@dgar it’s funnier in American than it is in English

26 November at 9:02 | Open on mastodonapp.uk
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