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AskPippa🇨🇦

@dgar I can't believe how aggressive OneDrive is in trying to get me to save to it. The option to save there keeps appearing, even after I turn things off. Sometimes you can click those by accident.

9 July at 17:29 | Open on c.im
AskPippa🇨🇦

@dgar What if you filled your OneDrive space? Like, if you put hundreds of copies of the same long movie there -- maybe it would be too full so you can't save anything there even accidentally?

9 July at 17:31 | Open on c.im
obidijohn
Dgar

Me: The earth isn't flat.

Fiat earther: Correct.

Me: Huh?

Fiat earther: It's the shape of an italian car.

Me: What?

Fiat earther: You read my name wrong didn't you?

~ @kieransofar

30 June at 1:10 | Open on aus.social
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Dgar
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李颖
tuban_muzuru

@dgar

Those Bulle are the device drivers, who have not leaned resistance is futile

20 November at 10:57 | Open on ohai.social
Different Drummer
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Shea

@dgar maybe one of these }#,{; just to cover your bases

22 June at 4:06 | Open on im-in.space
BossPhoenix
Semitones

@dgar can passwords have tabs? Asking for a friend

22 June at 4:15 | Open on tiny.tilde.website
Dgar

You’re so vain.

You probably think this toot is about you.

#EarwormSharingIsCaring

15 June at 0:09 | Open on aus.social
Lime Bar
MyView

@dgar

It is now!

And sharing earworms is not caring ...

Go take a 500 mile hike!

youtube.com/watch?v=tbNlMtqrYS

15 June at 0:23 | Open on aus.social
Droppie [loma] 🐨♀🌈🐧​🦘

@dgar Pretty sure i've seen this one before...

🤷‍♀️🤭😇

15 June at 1:24 | Open on loma.ml
Dgar
Dgar

The existence of Norway implies...

Diagram shows the Norway flag and five alternate flags in identical colours, but with the cross symbol replaced by logic gate symbols. The flags are labeled as: NORWAY XORWAY XNORWAY ANDWAY NANDWAY and NOTWAY
19 May at 9:47 | Open on aus.social
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Ian K Tindale

@dgar
Now we're old and grey for NANDo’s

19 May at 16:24 | Open on toot.pikopublish.ing
Martin
183231bcb

@dgar@aus.social People from Trueway can only tell the truth, while people from Falseway can only lie.

Suppose you are traveling and you come to a fork in the road. One path leads to where you want to go, while the other leads to certain doom. At the fork are 16 people, one from each of the 16 logic gate way countries, but you can't tell which person is from which country. You can ask one question to figure out where to go. What do you say?

19 May at 16:49 | Open on transfem.social
Dgar

FLAMINGO

Photo by Paige Klee.

An underwater photograph of a flamingo. The feet and legs standing on a sandy bottom and head poking down through the surface. The surface of the water appears mirrored, reflecting the underwater scene.
6 May at 22:39 | Open on aus.social
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Ganga

@dgar In Uttanasana yoga pose 😄

6 May at 23:07 | Open on mastodon.au
patcanfield

@dgar Pretty large for a flamingo leg

7 May at 0:17 | Open on mastodon.social
wlf_warren

@dgar 🥽💦💧🌊

Has anyone got a snorkel ?

🙃🙃🤔🤣🤣🤣

7 May at 1:58 | Open on pebble.social
Dgar

“You still don’t understand what you’re dealing with, do you? Perfect organism, its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.”

#ToraTabby #CatsOfMastodon

Tora Tabby looks down at the camera from an access hole in the ceiling.
30 April at 6:32 | Open on aus.social
Dgar

My favourite thing about tongue twisters?

Hard to say…

29 April at 6:43 | Open on aus.social
Tobias

@dgar What do I know about atoms?

Very little.

29 April at 9:05 | Open on ohai.social
Dgar
Dgar
Dgar

I’ve started yelling “NOT FRIENDLY!” at people when it looks like they’re going to approach me.

I learned it from the dog people.

12 April at 13:35 | Open on aus.social
jonathanpeterson

@dgar I was going to make T-shirts for my wife and one of her friends "Atlanta Anti-Social Society" - little Atlanta ASS logo on the front and "Please don't talk to me about membership" on the back.

12 April at 14:18 | Open on hachyderm.io
Dgar
Dgar

The meaning of opaque is not clear.

10 April at 0:23 | Open on aus.social
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gmoke

@dgar The meaning of opaque is not clear but I wouldn't be obtuse about it.

10 April at 5:35 | Open on mastodon.social
DELETED

@dgar did you get notified about the Ampp Palliative Benefit program assigned to most relevant users on Mastodon

10 April at 6:10 | Open on mastodon.social
DELETED

@dgar please send email to { iowapaying@gmail.com } I don't want to inform the crowd about it , I'm telling you because I noticed your username and profile pics on the application list while I'm claiming mine

10 April at 6:21 | Open on mastodon.social
Dgar

I am here. You may pat. No cuddles!
Tora Tabby visits me on the lounge chair.
#ToraTabby #CatsOfMastodon #Caturday

A close up on Tora Tabby on a blanket beside me, displaying her resplendent whiskers.
6 April at 8:26 | Open on aus.social
Dgar

Had to grab this screenshot of Tora Tabby eyeing off @loren’s nuthatch photo.
🤭
#ToraTabby #ScreenshotSaturday #Caturday

Screenshot of social media feed shows a cute Tora Tabby looking up from a birdbath towards a post above showing a photo of an adorable nuthatch bird.
6 April at 0:23 | Open on aus.social
Dgar

Tora Tabby has an idea and lies in the birdbath.

#ToraTabby #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon

Tora Tabby lies somewhat camouflaged in a dry concrete bird bath looking to the sky for hapless victims.
5 April at 22:59 | Open on aus.social
Dgar

Set your wi-fi password to:
2444666668888888

So when someone asks, you can tell them that the password is 12345678.

5 April at 13:54 | Open on aus.social
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FunkETown
MaJ1 OLD

@dgar Or 2-4-6-8 & tell ‘em its “Who do we appreciate “ 😜

5 April at 14:54 | Open on mastodonapp.uk
stfn :raspberrypi: :python:

@dgar There is an XKCD episode about such passwords (or email addresses?), but I cannot find it right now

5 April at 15:15 | Open on fosstodon.org
Dgar
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