Gregory's ServerMe: The earth isn't flat.
Fiat earther: Correct.
Me: Huh?
Fiat earther: It's the shape of an italian car.
Me: What?
Fiat earther: You read my name wrong didn't you?
~ @kieransofar
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 @dgar Good one ;)
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30 June at 1:12 | Open on friendica.utzer.de
@dgar Well, that's all well & good, but tbh i'm still struggling with the shocking gender assertion of the first line. Me: The he earth isn't flat. ๐  @dgar @QuadRadical Oh. you might want to put "of" in "it's the shape an Italian car" ๐ Your several thousand employees in your QA Dept resign en masse in abject humiliation & shame. @dgar that's explains all! Fix It Again Today! @mcSlibinas @dgar Yeah, dodgy & suss, eh? Skipping service risks the distributor points pitting out & buggering the ignition timing, + yer really don't wanna let that camshaft belt get too worn & slack lest it slips & lets the exhaust valves hit the piston crowns.
@dgar Another Fiat Earther overhearing this: Wait a minute! I thought Earth was formally authorized by a Government decree! @dgar If the earth was flat, why wouldn't they just put it on charge instead of complaining? :MOULE_Ha: @dgar I did not misread the name, yet I expected the Fiat Earther to disagree and argue that the earth is a currency which is not backed by material value. @dgar if the earth isn't flat then why are flat screens so popular checkmate liberals @dgar Tried this with my friend - but he is a โtheres a typo (in that 200 pages doc on first sight)โ guyโฆ  |