Vex Machina

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Vex Machina

web:

https://sam.pikesley.org

pronouns:

he / him

location:

London

angry about:

computers

Personal info

About:

Things are:

* White or "political"
* Straight or "political"
* Male or "political"
* Cis or "political"
* Able-bodied or "political"

etc, etc

"I don't like to talk about politics" means "I voted Tory and I don't like to be made to feel uncomfortable"

Wall 20 posts

Boost if you're very, very tired of hearing about Oasis

Like 31 August at 8:31 | Open on mastodon.me.uk

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@pikesley
I'm sick of the subject and I quite like the drink!

31 August at 10:39 | Open on masto.ai

Wickergaanks regretfully

@pikesley you gotta roll with it

31 August at 11:20 | Open on beige.party

I blocked #Oasis but I see that isn't enough, I need a 1 week block on Oasis as well !!

31 August at 12:04 | Open on mas.to

This #cat looks so smug

Like 18 August at 12:33 | Open on mastodon.me.uk

Replaced a fence panel, lads. The #cat "helped"

Like 5 August at 13:40 | Open on mastodon.me.uk

Fabian N. T. 🦆

@pikesley good cat! 😄

5 August at 13:41 | Open on floss.social

Sleeping #cat

Like 3 August at 8:25 | Open on mastodon.me.uk

#Cats aren't real

Like 28 July at 11:14 | Open on mastodon.me.uk

What is wrong with this #cat

Like 20 July at 9:43 | Open on mastodon.me.uk

What is the matter with this #cat ?

Like 17 July at 13:27 | Open on mastodon.me.uk

She knows she's not allowed on there

Like 13 July at 12:32 | Open on mastodon.me.uk

Catface making beats

Like 13 July at 7:19 | Open on mastodon.me.uk

Hanging out with Catface

Like 6 July at 8:34 | Open on mastodon.me.uk

Monty the #cat from next door

Like 29 June at 8:52 | Open on mastodon.me.uk

Beak the #cat very much enjoying the #EMFCamp aesthetic

/cc @moraghickman

Like 3 June at 19:31 | Open on mastodon.me.uk

Testing my #EMF lights with some help from Catface

#Caturday #Cat
#EMF2024 #EMFCamp

Like 11 May at 14:23 | Open on mastodon.me.uk

The #Cat is helping me test my @emf lights

Like 28 April at 11:39 | Open on mastodon.me.uk

#Caturday purrito

Like 13 April at 8:09 | Open on mastodon.me.uk

Why is my #cat so weird?

Like 17 February at 12:26 | Open on mastodon.me.uk

The #cat found a chip

Like 10 February at 10:42 | Open on mastodon.me.uk

Once again imploring everybody not to translate "sharp knife" into Latvian

Like 3 January at 22:55 | Open on mastodon.me.uk

Or to look up the scientific name of the largest cockroach

3 January at 22:57 | Open on mastodon.me.uk

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BAH!!! I'm texting my Latvian niece right now.

3 January at 23:14 | Open on mastodon.social

Like 13 Nov 2023 at 12:04 | Open on mastodon.me.uk

🎓 Dr. Freemo :jpf: 🇳🇱

@pikesley I am more concered with i=where the apostophie should be..

"For fuck's sake" - For the sake of the fuck

"For fucks' sake" - For the sake of all fucks

"For fucks sake" - All the fucks care

"For fuck sake" - One particular fuck cares.

13 Nov 2023 at 17:09 | Open on qoto.org

Boba Fett's real name is Robert Fettuccine

Like 8 Sep 2023 at 7:04 | Open on mastodon.me.uk

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Biggles

@pikesley named after the writer's favourite meal, Boba tea and a plate of Fettsucht

8 Sep 2023 at 7:13 | Open on aus.social

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@pikesley Robert was his anglicised version of Roberto.

8 Sep 2023 at 7:31 | Open on kinky.business

Der Giga

@pikesley He planned to open a chain of family restaurant's called "I Fratelli Fettuccine" all ein by him and his brothers.

8 Sep 2023 at 7:47 | Open on troet.cafe