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GoodNewsGreyShoes

@c0debabe @dgar It's a damn good one πŸ‘

I think the 'cast the first stone' showdown is my all-time fave πŸ‘Œ

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@dgar He also randomly cursed a fig tree for not bearing fruit in the off season, even though he hates figs.

Aileen22

@sully1503 @dgar He was human after all πŸ‘πŸΎπŸ˜Š

GoodNewsGreyShoes

@sully1503 @dgar ...I'm almost too afraid to ask.

What is 'figging'?

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@GoodNewsGreyShoes @dgar ehhhh, depends, are you a tiny bit kinky or vanilla?

Mark IJbema

@dgar I mean, you could agree with that, because you could say those people were wrong.

My personal favourite (actually it's the story just before this one) is him cursing a fig tree because it didn't bear fruit. The reason it didnt was it wasn't in season (it even says so tight in the text)

GoodNewsGreyShoes

@dgar Notably, using a whip that *he made himself*.

This wasn't some "passion of the moment, grab a random weapon" thing - it was a "brb, gotta go find some leather and spend an hour crafting what I need" premeditated act.

Timothy Johnson

@dgar
The evidence shows he would do whatever it takes to justify the actions of the asker.

BeeCycling

@scottearle @dgar @Selena At last Jesus's gymnastic skills are being recognised.

Rusty Ring

@scottearle @dgar @Selena It may be symptomatic of my theological training that my first response was, "That's the wrong kind of table."

Aleksei οΏ½ Matiushkin

@scottearle

Starring:

Keanu Reeves as Jesus
Tom Hanks as The Table
Silvester Stallone as Temple

@dgar @Selena

kikebenlloch

@dgar I love it whenever Indy *goes in full Jesus In The Temple Mode*.

Dikobraz

@dgar πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

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