@dgar
Roses are red,
Violets are blue
And mine have turned green.

@dgar @mrundkvist

Roses are red
but could also be blue
if, at great speed,
they come unto you

@dgar #win 🏆

@dgar @ben

Geraniums are red
Geraniums are blue
Geraniums are white
Geraniums are pink
Geraniums are purple
Geraniums can't make up their minds.

@dgar Nice ! 🤣

@dgar roseshift

@dgar Are you available as my next idol?

@dgar
Of cultivar roses, the colours are many;
Of violets, most are in purple and gold;
Of sugar, its sweet is transcended by honey
And you, who are a joy to behold.

@dgar Yes, and you hold the bouquet in your hand, while you travel fast, the roses will still change colours, even if their velocity relative to you remains constant at zero.

Although "blue" as in "blue shift" has become eponymous for my game project, the whole concept still melts my brain.

(an older gameplay vid, but it checks out)

@dgar is it possible to shift them into being WiFi?

@dgar
“Everybody, SHIFT!”

@dgar

You rang?

@dgar
Be proud of this excellent toot 🫡

@dgar That was a quote from “The Poetry of Edwin Hubble,” a favorite source of romantic verse for physicists and the nerds who love them.

@dgar Brilliant 😂

@dgar

Roses are reddish
Violets are kinda blue
Fuck, where's this going?

#haiku

@dgar YES, please.

@dgar @BlakeGirardot

@dgar
Roses are red.,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise,
Oscar Pistorious