@dgar he tries to order a drink but gets outbid by another patron.

walks, goes, marches, ... @dgar

@dgar they see that the first three seats at the bar are already taken, so they sell their company

@dgar Trust me bro. xD

@dgar
You forgot to duplicate all of these with “best” and “nearest”

@dgar you forgot AI

@dgar

in a smol font at the bottom of the page behind a ---> #thisinthehtmlpage which is/isn't duplicates also 😆

Google give extra points if there are puns , allegedly 🤫👂

@dgar

They're called 'cafes' in T'Netherlands.
Just letting you know.
Confused me for a while.

@dgar Reminds me of the photo I once saw purporting to be a restaurant that had been named Thai Food Near Me.

@dgar @rjblaskiewicz THAT…is funny.

@dgar
Those lists don’t look ordered to me.

@dgar SEO is what actually drove me out of being a web dev. It just feels so scummy and I want nothing to do with it.

@dgar An SEO expert walks into a Certainly! Here are some keywords related to bars:

@dgar Ugh, this one gave me hives.

@dgar and then asks the conversation designer how to order, ask for, tell, request …

@dgar near me

@dgar Was he called Twoflower by any chance ?

@dgar A software tester walks into a bar, runs into a bar, crawls into a bar, jumps into a bar -
and orders 1 beer, 2 beers, 3.14159 beers, "quertyuiopo" beers.

Tests passed.

A user walks into the bar and asks for the restroom.

The bar goes up in flames

@dgar underrated post tweet toot phrase saying comment

@dgar I once wrote a paper (with someone else) and we wanted it to appeal widely, so we used a list of the synonyms for one idea in different Englishes. It was then translated into Spanish, and the translater did not know why we had done this, so they strained to translate the idioms in the different Englishes when the best way to translate was to use the different synonyms in different Spanishes, because Spanish speaking countries had also suffered colonialism

@dgar they also went to drink whiskey whisky spirits and liqueur

@dgar :ablobcatrave: 🤣

@dgar SEO expert walks into the 10 coolest bars you MUST visit before you die! (updated for 2024)

@dgar
Asks if he could have cookies for himself and his 735 friends