Gregory's ServerA SEO expert walks into a bar, tavern, pub, grill, public house, irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor.
Dgar
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Mia Rose Winter :v_greyace:
@dgar they see that the first three seats at the bar are already taken, so they sell their company 
@infosec_jcp 🆓🐦🐈🃏 done differently
in a smol font at the bottom of the page behind a ---> #thisinthehtmlpage which is/isn't duplicates also 😆 Google give extra points if there are puns , allegedly 🤫👂 
Kate Sherrod
@dgar Reminds me of the photo I once saw purporting to be a restaurant that had been named Thai Food Near Me. 
Kirk Lennon
@ipd @KateOfMind It’s in New York; here is an article about it: https://www.theverge.com/2023/10/26/23931825/google-search-local-seo-thai-food-near-me-maps
Hopfgeist
@KateOfMind @dgar Reminds of The Commitments, where there was an alleged band called Free Beer: "Always draws a big crowd".
missed_sla
@dgar SEO is what actually drove me out of being a web dev. It just feels so scummy and I want nothing to do with it.  
Carsten Pfeffer
@dgar A software tester walks into a bar, runs into a bar, crawls into a bar, jumps into a bar - Tests passed. A user walks into the bar and asks for the restroom. The bar goes up in flames
ArchaeoIain
@dgar I once wrote a paper (with someone else) and we wanted it to appeal widely, so we used a list of the synonyms for one idea in different Englishes. It was then translated into Spanish, and the translater did not know why we had done this, so they strained to translate the idioms in the different Englishes when the best way to translate was to use the different synonyms in different Spanishes, because Spanish speaking countries had also suffered colonialism   |
@dgar HAHA!