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Huge love for the NHS but they've developed a very neat little swindle where I know I have a dodgy mole that needs to come off, my GP knows this dodgy mole needs to come off, it's a textbook dodgy mole for the urgent referral pathway. And I did indeed get a hospital appointment within two weeks... for someone who is not a dermatologist to take a photo of said dodgy mole. (I'm fine btw, no need to worry, just want this mole gone) At some point in the next 5-10 days (I asked about follow-up), I am 100% getting a call from the dermatology department going "hey, you know your dodgy mole? We should take that off". I KNOW!!!!! JUST TAKE THE DAMN MOLE!!!!!
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@stavvers@masto.ai did we just see an irl int overflow? lol, lmao and lol again https://www.wired.com/story/air-canada-chatbot-refund-policy/
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@stavvers @stavvers the only thing I didn't understand about this story is what legal defense AC possibly thought it had.  @stavvers <Chevy dealership has entered the chat> https://www.upworthy.com/prankster-tricks-a-gm-dealership-chatbot-to-sell-him-a-76000-chevy-tahoe-for-1 Hey anyone who uses #etsy, they are changing their terms and conditions so you cannot participate in class action lawsuits against them. You can opt out using these steps, but you have to do it before 23rd August 2023. It applies if you have a profile there, whether you sell or not!
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@stavvers the username shown on my profile url seems to be just jibberish . Anyone know a point where a username starts and ends?  it has come to my attention that many of my international followers were unaware that the black mirror episode where the prime minister (loosely based on david cameron) fucked a pig in fact aired several years before the news emerged that the prime minister (david cameron) had actually fucked a pig
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@stavvers I came to black mirror a bit later (BBC is available in the Netherlands as well, but I missed the initial run), so while I definitely knew about 'Piggate' I hadn't realised this came out after the Black Mirror episode 😅 That Charlie Brooker is either a clairvoyant or maybe he heard some rumours through the grapevine 😁
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Experienced fedi users, let's not fuck this up for the new users and make them feel welcome! If you see an image without alt text, instead of scolding, spending that typing energy on writing an image description so the person can edit it in!
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@stavvers I typed some alt text in when I posted a pic but didn't seem to have an Ok/submit button to make it "stick" just a back button which took me out of the alt text window @stavvers I’ve been scolded a few times just for genuinely forgetting to do it on the odd one even though I add alt text to every single post. It would be great if people were a little more polite about it, it’s certainly off putting when you’re new and some random comes at you like you’ve committed a heinous crime this is honestly one of the most depressing things I have ever watched, literally everyone looks miserable as hell, it feels like a bathetic play about loneliness and elder abuse
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The @vagina_museum crowdfunder had just hit the 25k mark, we can do this, fedi peeps, it feels like we can do this! https://www.gofundme.com/f/9um7y Just wanna say a massive thank you to all the fedi people who have donated to the @vagina_museum new home crowdfunder so far. It's going great, but the average donate amount is much, much lower than it has been in previous campaigns. That's because of the cost of living crisis. But on the positive side, there's *more* people stepping up. And that's where the power is. If all my followers pitched in £5, we'd exceed the goal, and that's all it takes from you! https://www.gofundme.com/f/9um7y Donate to the Vagina Museum to boil TERF piss, they were cackling "go woke go broke" when the last site closed. Cannot emphasise enough how much the transphobes fucking *hate* the cause, Linehan did a whole antisemitic stream about it. Spite donations are gratefully accepted. https://www.gofundme.com/f/9um7y Feel like there's a lot of unexplored potential in completely derailing transphobic talking points by wilfully misconstruing "sex" as being about intercourse until they just give up and go all neopets mods and start auto-replacing it with "gender". e.g. "blah blah blah sex segregated public toilets" "blah blah blah biological sex!" "blah blah blah sex based rights" my god this post is on the top of the explore page, when I posted it on birdsite nobody cared, I love it here  Going to a train station is already that. Trains also like going to train stations. So the entire German workforce were fired in the purges and they are now collectively organising a lawsuit and I don't think there's enough popcorn in the world for Elon Musk vs EU labour laws IT'S TUMBLR THREAD TIME! I'll be posting about 5-10 screencaps a day from the very best of tumblr. The mob wants it. The mob will get it. |
@stavvers So sad Tutenkkhamun died when he died. He would have loved OnlyFans.
@stavvers 🙀 seriously, of all things, what?
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This is just the emotional inverse of "[fill in the blank] must be rolling in [his/her/their] grave . . ."
People also used to say "If Elvis were alive today . . ." and put words in his mouth, too.