@stavvers So sad Tutenkkhamun died when he died. He would have loved OnlyFans.

@stavvers 🙀 seriously, of all things, what?

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This is just the emotional inverse of "[fill in the blank] must be rolling in [his/her/their] grave . . ."

People also used to say "If Elvis were alive today . . ." and put words in his mouth, too.

@stavvers@masto.ai did we just see an irl int overflow?

@stavvers 😂

@stavvers me at age 12 rockin' in my wind powered sailing vessel

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At first glance I was sure I was looking at a @lowqualityfacts post, and I wondered what happened to the font

@stavvers the only thing I didn't understand about this story is what legal defense AC possibly thought it had.
The defense they brought wouldn't have held even had that been a human respondent.

@stavvers <Chevy dealership has entered the chat> https://www.upworthy.com/prankster-tricks-a-gm-dealership-chatbot-to-sell-him-a-76000-chevy-tahoe-for-1

@stavvers @garius Considering your usual boosts of small creators, who may well use Etsy, you might like to publicise this? I can't think banning users from class-action lawsuits can signal anything but a giant skeleton in the closet somewhere.

@stavvers the username shown on my profile url seems to be just jibberish . Anyone know a point where a username starts and ends?

@stavvers I'm glad the only social media I'm on is Mastodon.

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omg, is this true?! 😱

@stavvers I came to black mirror a bit later (BBC is available in the Netherlands as well, but I missed the initial run), so while I definitely knew about 'Piggate' I hadn't realised this came out after the Black Mirror episode 😅 That Charlie Brooker is either a clairvoyant or maybe he heard some rumours through the grapevine 😁

@stavvers @magicalmilly its pev's not too distant ancestor!

@stavvers I had not made that connection before but they absolutely do.

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@stavvers Great idea!

@stavvers I typed some alt text in when I posted a pic but didn't seem to have an Ok/submit button to make it "stick" just a back button which took me out of the alt text window

@stavvers I’ve been scolded a few times just for genuinely forgetting to do it on the odd one even though I add alt text to every single post. It would be great if people were a little more polite about it, it’s certainly off putting when you’re new and some random comes at you like you’ve committed a heinous crime

Donate to the Vagina Museum to boil TERF piss, they were cackling "go woke go broke" when the last site closed. Cannot emphasise enough how much the transphobes fucking *hate* the cause, Linehan did a whole antisemitic stream about it. Spite donations are gratefully accepted. https://www.gofundme.com/f/9um7y

"blah blah blah biological sex!"
"Sorry, can I just clarify, by that do you mean rawdogging, or are you talking about body-safe lubes?"

"blah blah blah sex based rights"
"You're quite correct, I'm sure you're aware that gay saunas are rapidly vanishing and it's a crying shame we are losing these crucial community spaces"

my god this post is on the top of the explore page, when I posted it on birdsite nobody cared, I love it here

Going to a train station is already that. Trains also like going to train stations.

young man