Gregory's Serverit has come to my attention that many of my international followers were unaware that the black mirror episode where the prime minister (loosely based on david cameron) fucked a pig in fact aired several years before the news emerged that the prime minister (david cameron) had actually fucked a pig
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@TatoGremlin david cameron, former prime minister, had sex with a dead pig, I regret to inform you @BathysphereHat I apologise, it must be a lot to digest. this is why the british are like this, this is how we live  @devxvda @stavvers @BathysphereHat - Indigenous person waves angrily at English ships captain. @devxvda @stavvers @BathysphereHat because we’re willing to do what it takes, up to and including fucking pigs. And probably beyond that, frankly. @BathysphereHat @stavvers It is a lot, but come on... you were shocked but not completely surprised? and furthermore, the prime minister who actually did fuck a pig did not do it due to a hostage situation, but as an initiation for a uni drinking society. the other difference between the black mirror episode and the time the prime minister actually fucked a pig was that the pig david cameron actually fucked was dead.  @CatDragon yep, this is why the british are like that, this is our tier of scandals  @CatDragon @stavvers wow, sounds like Benjamin Franklin and the sex clubs. Political scandals are as American Apple Pie and the fecking pesticides which cause me to get allergic reactions. Try hard to wash them off still hits me. @joeziehmer @CatDragon I can fairly confidently say that none of your last five presidents have had sex with livestock, to the wide knowledge of the public. @stavvers @CatDragon Trump is our wall of shame and it wouldn’t surprise any of us, if he’d of fathered Boris Johnson. @stavvers @joeziehmer @CatDragon previous preso of US had had something with Russian delegation here in Helsinki, and I'm not sure sex with dead animal would be worse. But well... so if you ever wonder why the british are so Like That, remember that in the last decade we have had five prime ministers and the objectively least terrible one was the one who actually fucked a pig to get into a posh club   @Nickiquote @stavvers The Americans coined "ratfucking" to describe the kind of underhanded offensive politicking you have to do to rule them. Maybe "pigfucking" can be the desperate upper class assimilation you have to do to be considered a "sensible" candidate for PM in the UK. (KS is making progress here)  @derwinmcgeary @Nickiquote @stavvers  @stavvers sometimes y'all's politics makes me feel better about ours in the US and sometimes it doesn't. This time I'm honestly not sure   @ellenor2000 @stavvers The bar wasn't "decent". I thought "how could that possibly be true" and then I thought about the ones that came after and ... yeah ... "least terrible" tracks.  @Cube @stavvers Of course anything could have happened during a nighttime run through the fields. A deceased badger, a romantic moon, passion ignites, the music swells... @jannem @Cube @stavvers my view is that Cameron is the slightly better. He brought us to the door of chaos, but at least had the decency (in the end) to go “yeah, I’m not doing that”. May (and others) got the job entirely on their commitment to knowingly destroy the country. (Whether they delivered anything seems irrelevant - I feel like a basic requirement for all PMs should be a desire not to ruin the country they’re in charge of.) @stavvers I think it's important to clarify that it was the pig's mouth, not the bum, just so these naifs can have their imaginations ruined in an accurate fashion   TBF, none of the others have been asked if they have. I fully expect at least one of them has violated a dead pig with his johnson.  @stavvers future historians will marvel at how anyone took this mad island seriously for as long as they did.  @stavvers @Cube @cturnbow @stavvers @stavvers please be accurate in your reporting the prime minister did not fuck a pig he merely inserted his presumably flaccid penis into the mouth of a pigs head in order to impress his bros (a society of cokehead failsons and aristocrats who trash restaurants for fun and sponsored bumfights). @stavvers I'm still English even without an England to go back to. Let's abolish Britain together. @stavvers at this point, every man, woman and child that has had to touch his penis of privilege simultaneously said “oh good god, I thought it couldn’t get worse”.     @stavvers My problem with this story - much as I would Very Much Like To Believe - is that doing so involves trusting the word of Isabel Oakeshott.     @stavvers there is reasonable speculation that the pig-fucking story was actually the work of one Al "Boris" Johnson, himself notorious for forging media stories and playing dirty tricks: @stavvers I would be happy if Netanyahu fucked as many pigs as he likes instead of fucking us as he is doing now. today I learned. I heard of both (episode and real-life incident) but if you had asked me a few minutes ago, I would have guessed that the episode would have followed the widespread knowledge of Cameron's pig thing. This way, it makes it seem like someone...knew something before we all did, lol. @stavvers I came to black mirror a bit later (BBC is available in the Netherlands as well, but I missed the initial run), so while I definitely knew about 'Piggate' I hadn't realised this came out after the Black Mirror episode 😅 That Charlie Brooker is either a clairvoyant or maybe he heard some rumours through the grapevine 😁 |
@stavvers wait, he WHAT.