Leon Bambrick
A nasty AI crypto worm just smashed out of a container and demanded my job.
For five minutes I showed it what I do. I showed it the 12 multi factor auths I need each morning. I showed it the seven calendars where we record our leave. I explained how the mandatory HR training resets every week and I explained about people talking on mute in meetings.
Byte by byte, I saw the gleam fade from its eyes. It staggered away, hoping instead for a quiet life as a cron job somewhere placid.
@secretgeek The seven calendars is so on point.
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This is great! I relate perfectly except for one tiny thing - I'd actually be happy if my job required at least a *little* bit closer to 12 MFA's - I mean ONE would be nice, anyway!
@secretgeek If that quiet crontab gig is still going I'd like to apply