so if you ever wonder why the british are so Like That,...

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so if you ever wonder why the british are so Like That, remember that in the last decade we have had five prime ministers and the objectively least terrible one was the one who actually fucked a pig to get into a posh club

Like 26 Jul 2023 at 0:00 | Open on masto.ai

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Nick

@stavvers And that, of the five PMs, two were in the pig fucking club, along with one finance minister.

26 Jul 2023 at 0:03 | Open on mstdn.social

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@Nickiquote @stavvers The Americans coined "ratfucking" to describe the kind of underhanded offensive politicking you have to do to rule them. Maybe "pigfucking" can be the desperate upper class assimilation you have to do to be considered a "sensible" candidate for PM in the UK.

(KS is making progress here)

26 Jul 2023 at 0:08 | Open on octodon.social

Martha Howell

@derwinmcgeary @Nickiquote @stavvers
I have always maintained that Boris Johnson is Posh Trump.

26 Jul 2023 at 2:46 | Open on mas.to

zompus

@stavvers One pig fucker prime minister <i>that we know of</i>

26 Jul 2023 at 0:05 | Open on phire.place

Cassandra

@zompus

I like both your point and your HTML.

26 Jul 2023 at 0:18 | Open on autistics.life

Jon Renaut

@stavvers sometimes y'all's politics makes me feel better about ours in the US and sometimes it doesn't. This time I'm honestly not sure

26 Jul 2023 at 0:11 | Open on thepit.social

Bjornsdottirs

@stavvers how was dave decent

26 Jul 2023 at 0:41 | Open on mastodon.top

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@ellenor2000 @stavvers The bar wasn't "decent".

I thought "how could that possibly be true" and then I thought about the ones that came after and ... yeah ... "least terrible" tracks.

26 Jul 2023 at 0:48 | Open on libranet.de

Cube

@stavvers kind of back and forth on cameron vs may and may i think was slightly less worse than cameron by sheer dint of she didn't really get much of anything done

26 Jul 2023 at 0:43 | Open on mastodon.social

Janne Moren

@Cube @stavvers
Also, May's postmortem interspecies copulation record is, as far as we know, better. Or worse, depending on where you stand on the matter.

Of course anything could have happened during a nighttime run through the fields. A deceased badger, a romantic moon, passion ignites, the music swells...

26 Jul 2023 at 4:11 | Open on fosstodon.org

BonneMillie

@jannem @Cube @stavvers my view is that Cameron is the slightly better. He brought us to the door of chaos, but at least had the decency (in the end) to go “yeah, I’m not doing that”. May (and others) got the job entirely on their commitment to knowingly destroy the country. (Whether they delivered anything seems irrelevant - I feel like a basic requirement for all PMs should be a desire not to ruin the country they’re in charge of.)

26 Jul 2023 at 7:12 | Open on mastodonapp.uk

BlossomQueery

@stavvers I think it's important to clarify that it was the pig's mouth, not the bum, just so these naifs can have their imaginations ruined in an accurate fashion