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so if you ever wonder why the british are so Like That, remember that in the last decade we have had five prime ministers and the objectively least terrible one was the one who actually fucked a pig to get into a posh club
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 @Nickiquote @stavvers The Americans coined "ratfucking" to describe the kind of underhanded offensive politicking you have to do to rule them. Maybe "pigfucking" can be the desperate upper class assimilation you have to do to be considered a "sensible" candidate for PM in the UK. (KS is making progress here) @derwinmcgeary @Nickiquote @stavvers  @stavvers sometimes y'all's politics makes me feel better about ours in the US and sometimes it doesn't. This time I'm honestly not sure   @ellenor2000 @stavvers The bar wasn't "decent". I thought "how could that possibly be true" and then I thought about the ones that came after and ... yeah ... "least terrible" tracks.  @Cube @stavvers Of course anything could have happened during a nighttime run through the fields. A deceased badger, a romantic moon, passion ignites, the music swells... @jannem @Cube @stavvers my view is that Cameron is the slightly better. He brought us to the door of chaos, but at least had the decency (in the end) to go “yeah, I’m not doing that”. May (and others) got the job entirely on their commitment to knowingly destroy the country. (Whether they delivered anything seems irrelevant - I feel like a basic requirement for all PMs should be a desire not to ruin the country they’re in charge of.) @stavvers I think it's important to clarify that it was the pig's mouth, not the bum, just so these naifs can have their imaginations ruined in an accurate fashion   TBF, none of the others have been asked if they have. I fully expect at least one of them has violated a dead pig with his johnson.  @stavvers future historians will marvel at how anyone took this mad island seriously for as long as they did. |
@stavvers And that, of the five PMs, two were in the pig fucking club, along with one finance minister.