@stavvers @BathysphereHat How did ye end up ruling half the world!?
@devxvda @stavvers @BathysphereHat
- Indigenous person waves angrily at English ships captain. - English ships captain mimes energetically: "Do You Have ANY Pigs I Can Fuck?" - Indigenous person says "screw this, I'm off to the other side of the island, you pig fucking weirdos"
@devxvda @stavvers @BathysphereHat because we’re willing to do what it takes, up to and including fucking pigs. And probably beyond that, frankly.
@devxvda @stavvers @BathysphereHat
- Indigenous person waves angrily at English ships captain.
- English ships captain mimes energetically: "Do You Have ANY Pigs I Can Fuck?"
- Indigenous person says "screw this, I'm off to the other side of the island, you pig fucking weirdos"