@stavvers Well, this made my week.

@stavvers Does… does she think Kurt killed himself because he hated using a road atlas?

@stavvers this is what happens when the zionist brain worms get you

@stavvers How was he meant to come as he was when he didn’t know where to do? It’s a problem.

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It reads as though Mirren is a paid spokes person for GPS navigation.

Ever watch an interview and the starring guest goes on some tangent and name drops a brand name ? Liquor, car, cleaning product, and such? They get paid each time it happens.

Is she still tapping into some Tom Tom cash? Garmin Benjamins?

@stavvers it's going to turn out that Kobain was secretly her longtime pen-pal, and they shared a deep love for consumer technology.

The letters (lovingly preserved by Mirren) will be found by her executor and auctioned off to a reclusive Australian billionaire.

The story will be sold to Netflix, who will make it into a mini-series that inexplicably will have 3 seasons.

@stavvers His GPS device was found in a driving wheel, but his body never was found

@stavvers I think she made a movie about it https://m.imdb.com/title/tt2057392/ but that might have been more about blowing up the little blue dots instead of admiring them.

@stavvers this is so utterly random. I can't stop laughing 😂

@stavvers weird and not even necessarily true - Garmin’s first handheld GPS device was released in 1991.

@stavvers Was this AI Helen Mirren? Sure sounds like AI Helen Mirren. AI Dead Kurt Cobain also recently mused that it's too bad Helen Mirren lived too long to avoid AI Helen Mirren.

@stavvers Sounds like an excerpt from an eight minute digression at a Trump rally.

@stavvers Yes, that's the most important thing Kurt Cobain missed. Not seeing his daughter grow, not seeing the birth of his grandchildren. No, it was truly just GPS he missed. 🙈

@stavvers Is it drugs? I'm gonna go with drugs as the only explanation for this.

@stavvers wut? 🥴

@stavvers i find myself doing this a bit with Carl Sagan, like, wouldn't he be so excited about Enceladus, or the Huygens probe (and soon Clipper) on Titan, or, wow, everything we're still learning about Mars, and... Exoplanets! We found them! They're everywhere!

him stepping onto Neil deGrasse Tyson's Ship of the imagination, looking around and saying “You've redecorated... I don't like it." (Doctor Who reference)

… the mass bamboozlement of the US is getting pretty bad though…

@stavvers I think she has a point. I feel sort of the same way whenever I see someone riding a Onewheel. The pace of worldwide enshittification is accelerating an alarming rate, but there are people zooping around on those things. It is, IMO, the foremost argument against suicide. Who knows what you might miss?

@stavvers Helen Mirren acting like a side character in Gibson book

@stavvers if there's context that makes this make sense, I don't want to know

@stavvers Surveillance is not magical Helen!

@stavvers I am sad Kurt never had Google Ads target him with all the things he might want. It's just amazing how they know.

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What a strange person.

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I didn't know Curt Cobain, just as I didn't know his predecessors in the Savage God cycles: Ian Curtis, Sylvia Plath. Or have a deep and meaningful relationship with the died-too-young-dandy narrative of Young Werther

But Helen Mirren, any respect I ever had for you, just turned to smoke.

@stavvers why is Helen making a ClickHole headline?

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Isn't it said that people looking on the little blue spot on their smartphones think that they do "navigation" and have never spend a thought about the foundation, for example the longitude problem that took a long time to be solved?

https://amr.longitudeprize.org/the-history/

@stavvers So sad Tutenkkhamun died when he died. He would have loved OnlyFans.

@stavvers 🙀 seriously, of all things, what?

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This is just the emotional inverse of "[fill in the blank] must be rolling in [his/her/their] grave . . ."

People also used to say "If Elvis were alive today . . ." and put words in his mouth, too.