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myrmepropagandist

yeah moss is great but how about a vascular plant that has basically ... gone back to the way of the moss...

Azorella compacta

It's... it's a carrot that has given up on having leaves...

Imagine a hostile planet with plants like this... could you tell that they once grew in less cold and arid climates? What if flora of the twilight days of a planet look like the earliest life... but when you look closer there are abilities, and structures that tell their history....

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Sam Stephenson

@futurebird I saw these llareta in Atacama and they were absolutely incredible. Alien. (They’re endangered now because they grow so slowly and miners harvested them for fuel)

Extra_Special_Carbon

@futurebird I still don’t understand what the structure is underneath. Looks like stems, but maybe really tightly packed.

myrmepropagandist

Another all too barren spring in NYC. There should be so many insects, so many ants, so many tiny creatures filling the parks, hitting the windshields of cars.

Remember when bugs used to hit the windshields of cars because the air was so full of life?

I guess most people think this is 'improvement' but they are wrong. There is a campaign to put the American bumblebee on the endangered species list!

We are living in an eerie lifeless netherworld and I don't know why more can't see it!

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Riley S. Faelan

@futurebird Another nightmare from Brave New World brought to life.

Anna F

@futurebird we were watching the film ‘Men in Black’ the other day and there’s a scene where a big bug splats on a windshield and it seemed odd, I considered explaining that scene to my kids. That was released in 1997.

DELETED

@futurebird Okay. Let's hear your solution to this problem.

myrmepropagandist

I was listening to a podcast about SETI w/Seth Shostak and Michael Godier about how aliens (in theory) might get our attention (& how we might get their attention)

One idea: "piggybacking" For an astronomically significant event eg. a supernova you take that opportunity to broadcast your signal in the opposite direction so that everyone who is looking at the supernova gets your signal too.

I was musing on what a cool idea this was... but then it hit me. They just invented space pop-up ads.

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Deborah Pickett

LB 👆🏻 “Hey, we noticed you’re using a narrowband notch reject EM filter. Please support our civilization by disabling your blocker.”

WesMason

@futurebird@sauropods.wini
@lisamelton
That won't work. The chance someone is in the opposite direction from a super nova from us is astronomically smaller than just broadcasting though

myrmepropagandist

Retired old people who aren't just ... busy being sick and dying give back to their communities in HUGE ways. We had someone's grandpa come to our robotics competition to cheer the team on. The old people in my building do all the serious political organizing and man the polls. I'm too busy working being in my 40s and all that.

Lowering retirement ages takes away more than just "retirement" ... it makes everything harder.

Far as I'm concerned it should be 59.

Lien Rag

@futurebird

In France it went to 60 when the center-left alliance came to power.

myrmepropagandist

Important: Pica has *no* "legitimate need" for your credit card or SS number. **Please do not give her your personal information.** She is NOT in charge of a "Charity that Helps Persecuted Cats" nor does she have "Online Courses to Help U Sleep Better" She is NOT a "Sleeping Expert."

I think most of this is obvious but I'm just trying to clean up after the last ... incident.

myrmepropagandist

Pica wishes you a happy caturday. Tuna and cash can be sent to her new P.o. box.

myrmepropagandist

Pica taps me on my shoulder to remind me of my responsibilities (to feed her)

myrmepropagandist

Good morning everyone! Here is an important announcement from Pica, the very small and loud tabby cat.

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Cymphoni Fantastique

@futurebird This is beautiful, but so unbearably sad... Lives cut far too short, but a small piece of their memory is still with us.

Robin Syl 🌸:blobcatreach:

@futurebird I think about the candy pile a lot. I don't want to forget our history, but it's also just so, so depressing.

Pia Herself :v_lesbian:

@futurebird also the good old rural area wisdom: 'we have no gay people here'.

then they go beat up someone who failed their gender proving pissing match and oh look at that: no one in their right mind won't come out there. they'll just move the hell away and live in a city instead.

like me.

myrmepropagandist

What would it take to make text-only, low-bandwidth websites/web apps fashionable again? If connectivity is poor: enjoy a more vintage experience. For safety/accessibility or for those with satellite phones it also seems important for emergencies.

(You’d think the “mobile friendly” web pages would have been about this. But, ‘mobile friendly’ design seems more about taking away features & reveling, like a greed-driven fiend hot with amoral avarice, since your targets might not have adblock.)

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Lea

@futurebird
In the meantime, with Firefox at least, there's a "Reader View"[1] which will strip out the cruft and present a webpage in a nice text-only layout. Has the added benefit of getting around some things like those overlays that obscure the page if you're using an ad-blocker.

[1] Press Ctrl-Alt-R or click the little icon at the right-hand side of the address bar to switch to Reader View.

myrmepropagandist

Release most domestic animals in a forest and they will be gone within the year. Cows? Eaten. Chickens? Extra Eaten. But not pigs. Pigs *revert* — they survive and each generation is more close to some lost wild boar ideal form than the next. Why are pigs different? Are they less domesticated? Is it the omnivory? Is it their intelligence?

In a few decades people say they need power weapons to protect their families from the pigs. What the heck?

(edit: some cows, chickens survive? see replies)

Roger BW 😷

@futurebird Perhaps also: degree of change due to domestication - perhaps the modern farm pig is closer to its wild ancestor than ditto cow because it didn't take as much work to turn it into a farmable animal?

star

@futurebird i mean, are cows forest animals? chickens are jungle fowl and specialized in eating bamboo seeds

i think degree of domestication might also be a factor here though

myrmepropagandist

How do people go through life not knowing what weevils are? I was talking about ants to a teacher the other day and mentioned something about weevils & they were like "what are weevils?"

"Like beetles but with the long snoot to drill acorns and trees."

"drill acorns!?"

"That's how they end up hollow"

"oh."

"That's how acorn ants have a place to live!"

"oh. I didn't know so much was going on in acorns."

"That's not even the tip of the iceberg!"

I'm astonished.

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Gorgeous na Shock!

@futurebird I used to think they were some kind of rodent until a couple years ago on the last site when everyone was posting that scene from (I think) Master and Commander and it learned they were bugs.

Pam

@futurebird I developed the notion at some point when I was young that weevils were a type of fairy or some other mythical creature

moggie

I've lost count of how many times I've mentioned a thing that I assumed was common knowledge, only to discover that the other person had no idea what it even was.

@futurebird

myrmepropagandist

Most know that ants dig in the dirt, or maybe they live in a decaying log. But ant nest diversity is vast.

Some ants make "carton" a paper-like substance used to construct nests in trees. Other ants use the silk of their larvae to bind leaves together for a green living nest. Some ground-nesting ants build flood levies in concentric circles to protect the entrance from monsoon rains. And of course, there are the wood ants who make massive mounds of pine needles.

Ants made all of these!

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Mina

@futurebird

In real life, I have only seen the 4th (they're pretty common, here), but the other 3 are amazing.

I had no idea.

Wiley Wiggins

@futurebird thank you for encouraging me to get interested in ants again through these posts! As a child I was obsessed with them, especially our native leaf cutter ant, *Atta Texna*🐜

jackcole

@futurebird Yeah, but then the Merch Ants come in and sell everything.

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Gurre Vildskägg

@futurebird
it's now past 20:00 here. I did not get the hallway storage sorted as I had planned. Most things all over the floor. And I've yet to have dinner.

yay getting a work call. otoh, 3 hours of on-call payment is nice.

otth I've gotta make lunch for tomorrow as well.
Pasta + vegan bratwurst & red lentils in tomato sauce with Sichuan peppers & sambal?
Let's give it a go.

myrmepropagandist

For me, right to to repair isn't just about ewaste, and preventing corporate gouging.

It's about mental health. Being able to fix your gadgets is therapeutic. Empowering. Good for the soul.

In a world full of complex technology it's easy to feel small and helpless. And maybe I'm too much of an idealist, but I think that if everyone could experience the joy of fixing or modifying a gadget now and then we'd all be a little more open minded, a little more daring. A little harder to push around.

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Primo

@futurebird haven't really repaired much, if anything, but seeing very similar things from creative hobbies that leave you with physical proof of your time and effort I believe you without a second thought.

tipap

@futurebird Actually I really miss that if something is no longer working you simply open the case to take a look inside. My dad always used to do this, from toaster to washing machine, from bike to car. Not being able to do that any more feels... unnatural.

Michał "rysiek" Woźniak · 🇺🇦

@futurebird it's about agency in the digital world, plain and simple.

myrmepropagandist

A new study has found a terrible bottleneck in human ancestors about 900k years ago. There were as few as 1000 individuals left ... if this is verified further there was a time when we almost didn't make it.

science.org/doi/pdf/10.1126/sc

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Androcat

@futurebird I've sometimes wondered if our weird investments into brains might have been driven by a prolonged period of having to move from niche to niche without time for physical adaptations to really pay off.

People tend to think brains are great, but in the animal kingdom in general, it seems brains are ranked below a really effective digestive tract in terms of evolutionary payouts.

Ken Tindell

@futurebird @glynmoody *homer bart gif* “_another_ time when we almost didn’t make it”

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Omnivore

@futurebird

There is only one form of fortune telling that actually (mostly) works:

It's called mathematics.

Insane :birdroll:
@futurebird Still, learning physics is much easier than learning pure maths.
myrmepropagandist

I still cannot get over the wonder and mystery of what gall wasps can do to plants. This is bio-engineering! The wasp lays her egg and somehow the plant makes a structure that is not a fruit, it is not a seed, it is not a leaf or stem. It's a wholly recombinant architecture customized to the needs of the growing young larva. The plant provides food and shelter-- It's like a cancer, but with a purpose.

How did it evolve? How is it done!?

(Photo by Timothy Boomer, wildmacro.com/)

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AngrySexagenarian

@futurebird
Aren't figs made like this too?

Figs... those sweet wonderful pockets of yummmm?!

stella vantechelgibbity

@futurebird its a cute little cute mushroom hut for baby wasps!!! :3 :3

llewelly

@futurebird
I so wish there were tiny sauropods the size of pigeons.

(Of course, sauropods probably hatched out not much bigger than pigeon-sized, but they probably grew very fast.)

(I'm aware of linsangs. But I'm going to go take a nap now.)

Григорий Клюшников

Modern birds are descendants of dinosaurs. Or so I was told.

myrmepropagandist

The Great Squid People used to ride the gleaming white chalk roads in great glass globes of water pulled by teams of clattering crabs.

But then the deers took over, a Dark Age came when the roads were covered with grass.

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Coding Cottagecore Bogwitch

@futurebird about five years ago I was stuck in a traffic jam on a section of the A303 - it's famous for summer traffic jams - with deep, thick woodland either side of the road.

I glanced left and was surprised to see a small herd of wild deer, stags with impressive antlers, sitting down in the forest as close to the edge of it they could be, relaxing in the summer afternoon heat and lazily watching the slowly-crawling traffic

Json Doh

@futurebird How curious! I always thought deer wouldn't need roads. Ask Rudolph.

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