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The Great Squid People used to ride the gleaming white chalk roads in great glass globes of water pulled by teams of clattering crabs.

But then the deers took over, a Dark Age came when the roads were covered with grass.

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@futurebird … what does that meannnnnnnn?????

Why a squid?!?!?!

Like the turfline I think I get that one…

But why a squiddddd?!?!?!

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@futurebird … what does that meannnnnnnn?????

Why a squid?!?!?!

Like the turfline I think I get that one…
Utility Nerd

@futurebird Everything changed when the Fiat nation attacked.

Aviva Gary

@futurebird Okay cool... but also this pic is amazing

MagsLHalliday

@futurebird I mean, it is a slice of the 303 so…seems legit.

MostlyTato

@futurebird
I have never seen such a perfectly proportioned archaeological section 😉

Eric

@futurebird I love that early deer recognized the need for road trip snacks and found an elegant solution.

viq

@ericromberg
Also image three seems to be invention of roadkill.
@futurebird

Tom 🇨🇦

@futurebird
Fortunately, the archers looked after that problem

John Hayden

@futurebird
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futurebird@sauropods.win - The Great Squid People used to ride the gleaming white chalk roads in great glass globes of water pulled by teams of clattering crabs.

But then the deers took over, a Dark Age came when the roads were covered with grass.

ЯØ81И

@futurebird just be careful of the section of the A303 where they took the slice, as there's now a dirty great pothole.

Noel Kelly

@futurebird

"The A303 highway that passes only 165 meters (541 feet) from the south side of Stonehenge...

A•Reyes

@futurebird finally a canonical timeline of the cars universe

kaboombox

@futurebird

Yes, we all drive Jaguar supercars.

Inken Paper

@futurebird the vampire deer came out of their holes

aethervision

@futurebird You’re really kraken me up with the squid people jokes.

Nazo

@futurebird I am imagining illithids in giant machines in Earth's own history now.

Eye

@futurebird

Have driven along the A303 many times. It's nice to see its history.

(It's probably that of many similar roads across Europe).

MikeK

@futurebird

Those who have travelled the A303 know that it often takes geological time to traverse it.

Daniel Schwarz

@futurebird This.is.great! Thank you for sharing & - way more - thank you for commenting it! Matching song: We did’ em our ways.

Transdisiplinääriseksi

@futurebird wait, they still build modern roads without digging everything away and then refilling it with consistent gravel? :o

Inken Paper

@Stoori @futurebird in UK, they have archaeologists waiting for the moment any construction project hits pay dirt cause it happens a lot. some roads are actually this ancient.

Peter Bloem

@futurebird The deer sadly perished when a great bronze arrow was shot backward through time so that the age of Man may begin.

Cyber Yuki

@futurebird joke aside I had never seen this before. It's so cool 😲

Coding Cottagecore Bogwitch

@futurebird about five years ago I was stuck in a traffic jam on a section of the A303 - it's famous for summer traffic jams - with deep, thick woodland either side of the road.

I glanced left and was surprised to see a small herd of wild deer, stags with impressive antlers, sitting down in the forest as close to the edge of it they could be, relaxing in the summer afternoon heat and lazily watching the slowly-crawling traffic

JoJaSciPo

@forestpines @futurebird

Very picturesque stretch!

About 30 years ago I found a dead kestrel by the side of the A303 and took it home.
It was the first bird I reduced to a skeleton. I put it in a plastic box the would allow insects in, and hung it near the exhaust of my central heating as it was late autumn.
It had a ring on it, and I reported it to the RSPB. Still got the skeleton! And the flight feathers.

Json Doh

@futurebird How curious! I always thought deer wouldn't need roads. Ask Rudolph.

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