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Maartje

Why chose blahaj.social over Bluesky?

* We are hosted in rural Belgium, sourcing as much green energy and efficient cooling as we can 🌳
* We are managed by @sysadmin and I, both are willing to bite to defend your data :rosahaj_knife:
* 100% Bilionaire free ☺️
* Shark and bridge friendly :bigblobhajhug:
* we have no social or economical gain writing this ad, just having fun!

Haj looking at a server rack
Haj on top of a server rack
18 November at 8:11 | Open on blahaj.social
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Teedi P.

@maartje @sysadmin

give your shark a petting from me (careful of the jaws). That's cute.

Have fun and thanks for helping the Fediverse run!

18 November at 16:30 | Open on nerdculture.de
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Thomas

@maartje @sysadmin It makes you want to change instances just for the plush toy

18 November at 18:10 | Open on h4.io
Maartje

DB-ÖBB has announced a Paris-Brussels to Berlin and Vienna via Frankfurt from this December. Early timetables indicate alternating service in days between European Sleeper (who goes via Amsterdam) however plans are to make it daily.

I can only be happy for more night trains in Belgium after having none for decades 😍

5 Sep 2023 at 19:43 | Open on blahaj.social
Maartje

Truly in spirit of @jon's amazing D-Ticket flow chart:

Is SNCB Unlimited valid: the flow chart! For all owners of a subscription as expensive as BC100 but for 1/12th the size and nowhere known to exist...

Flow chart with bunch of options basically indicating a 386 euro ticket only being valid on SNCB trains and nothing else
9 Jun 2023 at 11:11 | Open on blahaj.social
Eloy

@maartje @jon I feel it's time for a gigantic EU flowchart :D

9 Jun 2023 at 11:13 | Open on hsnl.social
zhenech

@maartje so, carrying sufficient amounts of graffiti cans will make any train ride inside Belgium free? :D

9 Jun 2023 at 11:29 | Open on chaos.social
Sven Slootweg

@maartje @jon Ah, so it's not just me who has concluded that the graffiti is just a standard part of the livery now 😂

9 Jun 2023 at 11:56 | Open on social.pixie.town
Maartje

This train made a lot of GitHub contributions…

Dutch VIRM with livery with a lotnof green squares
1 Jun 2023 at 12:20 | Open on blahaj.social
Suzanne Veerman

@maartje The green train, because all electric trains in the Netherlands use wind energy 😄

1 Jun 2023 at 12:29 | Open on zug.network
Maartje

Blåhaj: “i sniff packets here”

Small Blåhaj in roll network cable
Blåhaj sniffing a fiber link
Blåhaj sniffing utp cable being made
Blåhaj sniffing pfsense
17 Mar 2023 at 17:06 | Open on blahaj.social
Maartje

Blåhaj’s idea of a cosy night: warm blanket and a book about trains

Blåhaj under blanket with book with a picture of a train
7 Jan 2023 at 21:01 | Open on blahaj.social
Maartje

Business Blåhaj is running the numbers

Blåhaj behind a laptop and a phone looking at the camera with a friendly face
5 Jan 2023 at 19:41 | Open on blahaj.social
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Null pointer exception

@maartje I have never before wanted to put a blahaj in a suit as much as I have after seeing this

5 Jan 2023 at 21:36 | Open on infosec.exchange
LaPingvino 🟙 :ir:

@maartje speedrunning the numbers? rising fast?

5 Jan 2023 at 21:50 | Open on neurodifferent.me
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Maartje

You walk away from the christmas tree for 5 minutes and this happens…

Pretty empty Christmas Tree with 2 tiny blue Blåhajar and one pink one hanging in it. A big one is on the bottom looking up at them
26 Nov 2022 at 10:58 | Open on blahaj.social
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Maartje

Introducing the first alpha release of Mastodon 3.11 for Workgroups!

Available for Windows 95 :BlobhajShock:

19 Nov 2022 at 22:41 | Open on blahaj.social
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Maartje

The Professor and I are grading papers 😎

Selfie with me and Blåhaj both with laptop coffee and red pen with a bunch of papers
Blåhaj winth red pen papers and laptop
11 Jun 2022 at 11:49 | Open on blahaj.social
Kookie 🍪 Free Palestine 🇵🇸

@maartje I really gotta look into how you re-fluffen a shark 😅

11 Jun 2022 at 11:50 | Open on octodon.social
Zoiëty of Queer Garden

@maartje hope they can take a big bite out of that stack of papers!

11 Jun 2022 at 16:27 | Open on queer.garden
Maartje

RT @tomflood1
Bicycles deliver the freedom that auto ads promise.

3 May 2022 at 5:49 | Open on blahaj.social
Maartje

Ah, good morning I made cofee

Blåhaj with coffee mug
28 Apr 2022 at 7:42 | Open on blahaj.social
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