You walk away from the christmas tree for 5 minutes and this happens…
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@sequentialsnep @maartje Does it count if there's one in the family? My daughter's has been injured and "repaired" so often it looks very little like a shark these days... @eaterofsnacks @sequentialsnep I think there is 😄 rule number 1 is written to not have people here who do not relate to how cuddly the blahaj is :blobhajmlem: @maartje @sequentialsnep Hah! Literally won't go to sleep without it. If Sharky has been in the wash then he dries out on a chair beside the bed. 🤦 @maartje well the real problem here is the fact that you already have a tree. it's literally november. @ScribblingOn Places on the internet like aliexpress :) a search for pink shark plush will get you there @maartje "I'm... sorry to be the one to tell you, but after testing, we've determined... your tree has... sharks. or maybe dolphins. We're still not sure. More tests are needed. I'm sorry." @maartje you got riches then. Though IKEA guy is probably shaking his head. @maartje all i see are adorable ornaments on a Christmas tree. What am i missing @maartje @maartje 👋🏻 Hello fellow Blahaj owner!! OMG there’s a Blahaj instance of Mastodon???? @maartje It's their Christmas tree now. Your fault, your negligence.
Now if you have a cat, it's still redeemable. What a blessed tree. Would pair nicely with a topper in the shape of an estrogen molecule diagram @maartje I once walked away from a christmas tree, and came back to find three full sized iguanas sprawled in it as it lay on the floor around the wreckage of ornaments. @maartje is this "Hi" from #FreeSewing https://freesewing.org/designs/hi/ Anyway, of you like a custom Shark with other colour or size, the patterns on FreeSewing are free and parametric. @maartje when the Christmas spirit tries to give you a hint on whether to start HRT or not @maartje@blahaj.social :blobcatlul: you are missing out on the reactions |
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I love your instance XD while I'm not moving from mine anytime soon, your first rule means I can't join haha. Great photo btw :3