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Deniz Opal

If this doggo isn't allowed in your park I don't want to be in your park.

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Angua :spinny_fox_disability:

@selzero@syzito.xyz

Definitely.
Considerably more social activities than the usual canine ones.

AlexanderMars

@selzero if this dog shows Iโ€™m not asking it to leave.

SpaceLifeForm

@selzero

Drunk dogs that smoke should not be riding skateboards.

Deniz Opal

Isn't it time to meet this toddler's demands? ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

Ghost of Hope

@selzero

I want to see the fleet of cop cars in formation behind the kid on a tiny little trike riding down the freeway

Deniz Opal

Bob just wants to lay on me and sleep today. No diems will be carped.

#CatsOfMastodon

Deniz Opal

Their problem with protestors is not that they "disturb the peace". It's that they disturb the violence.

Deniz Opal

Adulthood has its pros and cons.

On the one hand, there comes a time when you see people bearing grudges against you, even after months of not interacting with them, and you don't feel bad, your core emotional reaction is to feel sorry for them, for suffering in the dungeon in their minds they have built and sentenced themselves to.

On the other hand, no one asks you what your favorite dinosaur is anymore. People don't care.

It's triceratops you heartless bastards.

It all evens out I guess.

Deniz Opal

This is a placebo toot.

Studies have shown that toots will still get interaction, even when clearly labeled "placebo toot".

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arceuthobium

@selzero needs a trigger warning, my best friend died of a placebo overdose

sleepfreeparent

@selzero wait, is this a $1 placebo toot, or a $10000 placebo toot. I'm told that matters...

Deniz Opal

"Where do you see yourself in three years?"

"3 years? By that time I'll be dropping poisonous scorpions into rich people's climate change bunker air vents."

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Joseph Hertzlinger

@selzero
... thereby providing them with raw material for chemical weapons ...

Probably a winter crop

@selzero to har is not ok for the scorpions. Probably too cool and no food.

Deniz Opal

Back in the olden days when I wanted to record a VR video, I had to *make* my own VR camera, with a bunch of Go Pros.

Deniz Opal

So you have a Rolex to tell the time. My watch can also tell the time.

Can your Rolex do this?

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Meli

@selzero OMG my brother had one of these! Every Christmas that he got a new Transformer it was my job to put the stickers on.

Deniz Opal

Tributes to Metropolis (1927) within Bladerunner (1982) both movies giants of their era, revolutionizing cinema, esthetics, and story telling.

#scifi #cyberpunk #movies #moviestodon #oncinema #OCATC #PopcornClassic #FiveBags #AndALittleAndroid

๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿค–

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The Homespun Days

@selzero that's really cool. I did not know those tributes were in there. Thanks.

DoomsdaysCW

@selzero I noticed a lot of similarities between the two films. Not a coincidence!

Deniz Opal

So apparently Google is blocking uBlock from Chrome.

I hereby rebrand Google Chrome as "Google Firefox Downloader".

@schmidt mozilla.social/@schmidt/111425

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Maddad The Friendly Ghost ๐Ÿ‘ป

@selzero @schmidt

That tells us that uBlock is working quite well.๐Ÿ‘

Google is a virus... ๐Ÿ’ฉ

DELETED

@selzero @schmidt There is something else Google should worry about. In almost all of Europe (ie Council of Europe areas rather than just European Union areas) Have article 8 of the European Convention on Human Rights which is the right to privacy. Google could face an UNLIMITED fine if it breaches that. Council of Europe includes countries such as Iceland, Norway, Switzerland and the UK who are outside the EU.

Deniz Opal

I sometimes get the impression that the Netflix algorithm has gained sentience and is trying to express itself in a "a have no mouth and I must scream" type trapped hell.

Deniz Opal

It depends on which way inclined they are. No judging.

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Enara :potion_genderfluid:โ”

@selzero I remember going into a bookstore in Buenos Aires that sells books in English a couple of years ago, and I asked for "anything by Philip K. Dick" and the cashier looked at me like if I had said the word Dick to her.

Sandra Lindsey

@selzero Well I know of at least one android who does because I've read An Unexpected Attachment by @RubyJones

Deniz Opal

Look.

If we developers say we will fix something. WE WILL FIX IT.

No need to keep nagging us every 6 months. Geez.

Deniz Opal

The Book Wheel was an invention from the 16th century for people that needed multiple tabs open before browsers were invented.

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Estarriol, Cat owned Dragon

@selzero I have seen victorian ones that were 3 books wide as well.

buherator
@selzero Use a table (or a tiling WM) for side-by-side view...
gws

@selzero Ooh that's the Bรผcherrad I read about in The Confusion!

Deniz Opal

Isaac Newton inventing the woke agenda in 1669.

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la gleki mlatu

@selzero isaac newton demonstrating that going outside is gay

KrazyKat

@selzero Thus confirming that during the sixties of every century, conservative values come under demonic attack!!!!!!

KrazyKat

@selzero Remember, God HATES gay rainbows, which is why he made the sun WHITE!!!!
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