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Deniz Opal

Have you given up on people yet?

H/T @dgar

A book by Trevor Yorke called "How to date furniture" about antique furniture with a couple of wooden items on the cover.
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Deniz Opal

@CatDragon @dgar

Is it a healthy relationship though? Or one where you are smothered and love bombed and detached from reality?

alexadeswift

@selzero @dgar the last time I went on a date, their personality was very wooden

alexadeswift

@selzero @dgar ... But I did at least get to have a thorough rummage through their drawers

carlos quintana

@selzero @dgar - do they mention Timber Tinder in this book?

Aleksei οΏ½ Matiushkin

@selzero @dgar

I prefer to date pillows as they always agree to go to bed with you.

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