Have you given up on people yet?
H/T @dgar
@selzero @dgar donβt judge it, I love my bed.
@CatDragon @dgar
Is it a healthy relationship though? Or one where you are smothered and love bombed and detached from reality?
@selzero
but are all beds narcissists?
cc: @CatDragon @dgar
@selzero @dgar
Yes! π
@selzero @dgar the last time I went on a date, their personality was very wooden
@selzero @dgar ... But I did at least get to have a thorough rummage through their drawers
@alexadeswift @selzero π
@selzero @dgar Gave up a long time ago, its why i prefer cats to most people.
@selzero @dgar - do they mention Timber Tinder in this book?
@selzero @carquint π€
I prefer to date pillows as they always agree to go to bed with you.
@selzero @dgar donβt judge it, I love my bed.