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Deniz Opal

"Where do you see yourself in three years?"

"3 years? By that time I'll be dropping poisonous scorpions into rich people's climate change bunker air vents."

Two people interview a third in a corporate setting.
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@selzero "I don't suppose anyone has a ... a bunker, do they?"

John Caveney woke is me🛠️

@selzero I was asked that question when I was 62, apparently ‘retired’ wasn’t the correct answer. Bob Worm is a knob though.

Stefan Scholl

@selzero venomous

(I'm so sorry. It's a compulsion. I need help.)

Chookbot

@selzero Good to see you have a realistic view of the future.

Luka Rubinjoni

@selzero I'll be the overly pedantic reply guy, and state that scorpions are venomous (they inject venom using the tail stinger), and edible (not poisonous).

Doc Holliday

@selzero dude, if you’re going to make the effort, at least go with something a little more venomous, a black mamba or a blue-ringed octopode or such.

Joseph Hertzlinger

@selzero
... thereby providing them with raw material for chemical weapons ...

Probably a winter crop

@selzero to har is not ok for the scorpions. Probably too cool and no food.

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