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This isn’t right. This isn’t even wrong.

@UncleDuke1969 and people wonder why I call all LLM's bullshit generators.

@UncleDuke1969 FTR, this answer is technically correct.

@UncleDuke1969 it's a human access point

@UncleDuke1969 “I think I was fed RSS”

@UncleDuke1969 Genius !

@UncleDuke1969 @lisamelton Poirot!

@UncleDuke1969 *slips cat €100*

Oh look, a table has opened!

@UncleDuke1969 "Now leave."

@UncleDuke1969 @CoachMark
14/10

@UncleDuke1969 OSHA COMPLIANT!

@UncleDuke1969 any problem can be made worse by two guys from Craigslist with a backhoe

@UncleDuke1969 @Deathsjoker you have no idea…

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perfectly balanced as all things should be

#yinYang

@UncleDuke1969 SO many boundaries crossed! 🤭

@UncleDuke1969 … the thought.

@UncleDuke1969 "He's a Gleason. Very hard to perish, Gleasons." - Korg, probably

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"...things began to pall for him. The merry smiles he used to wear at other people's funerals began to fade. He began to despise the Universe in general, and everybody in it in particular."

-Douglas Adams, on Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged

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I got a Ban from the deodorant aisle for telling a Secret.

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You can smell the shoplifters when they enter the building!

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@UncleDuke1969 I like the cut of this guy's jib

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@UncleDuke1969 @Benjaminblackoak Perfect.

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Better than my last medical chart that says the same thing.

@UncleDuke1969 Please print that on a t-shirt, I need one.

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LOL3X! That is really funny.Mine would have said ‘Works but makes Growling Noises’

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The meaning of life in a box.

@UncleDuke1969 yeah, I'll take a pallet of that please. How soo can you get to my private Conexbox?

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#mood

@lisamelton @UncleDuke1969 Lol, a literal hedgefund. Classic!

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Either that or summon the spikiest demon imaginable.

@UncleDuke1969 needles to say, that's the cutest hedge fund ever

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When you're chewing on life's gristle |
Don't grumble, give a whistle |
And this'll help things turn out for the best

@UncleDuke1969 I want my potato to be playing the lead guitar lick from Comfortably Numb.

@UncleDuke1969 Whistling past the gravy

@UncleDuke1969 this is fantastic

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@rabbithawk256 🧌

@UncleDuke1969 Двуликий

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This is hilarious! 😆😆😆

@UncleDuke1969 😂😂😂❤️

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😂 😆😅🤣

@UncleDuke1969 I wonder if this came from them.

@UncleDuke1969 … Dewey Decimal Originals

@UncleDuke1969 Which chapter?

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You get fire pigeons? Wow, I hope we get some here....

@UncleDuke1969 Who knew that the phoenix was really just a hot pigeon?

@UncleDuke1969 What? No??? There goes *my* plan for the afternoon...

@UncleDuke1969 I need to find a cassette for my kitten.

@UncleDuke1969 I remember that a time or two.

@UncleDuke1969 IT IS SO ORDERED *bangs gavel*