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Josh awakened slowly. The last thing he remembered was the glint of the axe as it came down, and then... darkness. Where was he? Why was he naked? Why the hell couldn't he feel his limbs? As his vision cleared, he looked down. That's when he saw the nails. Josh began to scream. google employee:*taking bong rip* whatever, let โem go to the fucking library if thatโs not good enough
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โAre you okay, maโam?โ [best read with a French accent] โI am so very sorry sir, without a reservation, there is simply nothing I can do for you.โ
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"...things began to pall for him. The merry smiles he used to wear at other people's funerals began to fade. He began to despise the Universe in general, and everybody in it in particular." -Douglas Adams, on Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged Recently, there have been several stick-ups and one Axe murder (in the first Degree). Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still havenโt found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.
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LOL3X! That is really funny.Mine would have said โWorks but makes Growling Noisesโ 3.14159265359 Octopi
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@UncleDuke1969 yeah, I'll take a pallet of that please. How soo can you get to my private Conexbox?
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@UncleDuke1969 needles to say, that's the cutest hedge fund ever
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@UncleDuke1969 @UncleDuke1969 I want my potato to be playing the lead guitar lick from Comfortably Numb. It was Timothyโs second week undercover, and frankly, he was getting absolutely nowhere.
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WoW what a strange photo and illusion
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