“Are you okay, ma’am?”
“I think I swallowed my router.”
“Here, take my seat.”
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@UncleDuke1969 The fetus has a side gig (they start so early these days!) and is holding up a card reader Sure my twins were both born with amazing lung capacity, evidenced by their stereo ear piercing screams - they are still the loudest kids I’ve ever met, but I don’t recall hearing them while in the womb strangely. @UncleDuke1969 the person who made this sign thinks babies exit the womb through the belly button. @maggiejk @UncleDuke1969 I was totally thinking "are the last two like... a progression?" Like someone is going to have a baby in, and then chill with that baby, in that seat? @UncleDuke1969 She swallowed the router to catch the switch. She swallowed the switch to catch the modem. She swallowed the modem to catch the WiFi. @celesteh @UncleDuke1969 oh no! 😂 This is the latest book I read to my kid. I wouldn't have understood this post at all before like a month ago. I'm reading it thinking "is my kid about to try to swallow something dangerous because of this book?" @tisha @UncleDuke1969 The only explanation I can come with is even worse. I think they wanted to make sure people understand that there's something inside the woman and she's not just fat. |
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