@UncleDuke1969 Potato be like
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It’s not whistling, it’s screaming

@UncleDuke1969 Is that "Young Folks" I hear coming from the microwave?

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*Sweet Georgia Brown*

@UncleDuke1969 Whistling in the dark? ‘For I’m having a wonderful time but I’d rather be whistling in the dark.’ (TMBG).

@UncleDuke1969 tatters be fearless

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Even more disturbing than the pan that warps halfway through roasting things. Bang!

@UncleDuke1969
When you're chewing on life's gristle |
Don't grumble, give a whistle |
And this'll help things turn out for the best

@UncleDuke1969 I want my potato to be playing the lead guitar lick from Comfortably Numb.

@UncleDuke1969 Whistling past the gravy