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Uncle Duke

you’d be smiling too if you were immortal
13 April at 2:01 | Open on universeodon.com
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Judah The Mac

@UncleDuke1969

immortality seems like it would be a good time right up until you hit your 90's and realize no one promised you eternal youth and health, then it's just a stone cold bummer. don't ask me how i know.

13 April at 2:12 | Open on mas.to
Itwasntme
FeralRobots

@UncleDuke1969 "He's a Gleason. Very hard to perish, Gleasons." - Korg, probably

13 April at 2:27 | Open on mastodon.social
Hedgewizard 🐈

@UncleDuke1969

"...things began to pall for him. The merry smiles he used to wear at other people's funerals began to fade. He began to despise the Universe in general, and everybody in it in particular."

-Douglas Adams, on Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged

13 April at 3:16 | Open on beige.party
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