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Open on beige.party HedgewizardPersonal infoAbout:
Irish Brit in Aotearoa. Sometime writer, reluctant Dungeon Master, stressbaker, pharmacist, cat magnet. He/him. Cursed from birth with a deformed sense of humour. Non-sequiteurs guaranteed. Account may feature swears; specifically four fucks, three buggers and a damn. But since they only occur in this introduction, you're past them now.
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Page 112 After a long belly rub, the cat flips over and begins to purr so loudly that you have to turn the TV up to hear the dialogue. Two hours later it is still purring. Tried for a photogenic yin-yang pose like Cole & Marmalade did but this is the closest they will reliably sit without war being declared See, this is why I have to have the volume up loud when I watch TV. Ishi can do this for two hours straight The household crisis which will come to be known as The Great Yowling of '24 has been resolved. After all that fuss - lasting weeks and preventing me from getting over jet lag properly - it turns out that all Tiki wanted in life was for me to move into the spare room so he could sleep with my wife |